Jeremy Glenn writes:
Maybe Tom didn't, but I certainly did mean that par was a totally meaningless, useless number. It serves no purpose. None.Right on brother!
Comparing holes -- Why would you want to? Is the claim that all par-3s have something in common, all par-4s, all par-5s? Should they all be similar enough to compare to each other?
Handicapping -- Isn't the what rating and slope is for?
Are you playing some sort of golf game where you are playing against Old Man Par?
Tournament play -- you could keep track using level-4s or countless other, either more or less meaningful number, depending on what you want.
Shivas writes:
Isn't the trick to having a "par 4.5" to have a par "3.5" right next to it That's what we need, formulas! Don't let the ground dictate the course, let the ego of the players.
This is the biggest danger of par, making it important that holes fit some pre-defined definition of the meaningless number. If the land dictates two straight holes in the 240-320 range, what's wrong with that? Can we not build 490-yard holes because too many people will consider it a 4.5?
Par
What is it good for?
Par has caused unrest
Among the younger generation
Construction then destruction
Who wants to die?
Par-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Say it again
Par-huh
What is it good for?
Absolutely nothing
Yeah
Par-I despise
'Cos it means destruction
Of innocent lives
Par means tears
To thousands of golfers how
When we go off to play
And lose their score
I said
Par-huh
It's an enemy of all golfkind
Par has shattered
Many young golfer's dreams
We've got no place for it today
They say we must fight to keep our freedom
But Lord, there's just got to be a better way
It ain't nothing but a heartbreaker
Par
Friend only to the telecaster
Par-Good God, now
--Edwin Starr