Well Kid,
You found your place in the world. It all finally came together . . . . You married a charming Jewish lawyer, got an MBA and bought a wine store where you can putter around and make money at something you love as much as golf. It looks to this Armenian like Jeff has achieved a perfect state of Shalom.
May we all be so lucky. Now, all you need to do is join CC of St. Louis and the circle will be complete.
BTW, your photo looks more like a guy who ought to be reciting "Howl" in a beatnik coffee shop than a wine Sommelier.
Then again, convention was never your intention.
Selah.