Okay, I'll be first:
I won't be able to play to my handicap because: I have a pulled ribcage muscle and gallstones (seriously). Wedge shots and short irons I can make with little to no problem, but a swing with a longer club makes me feel like I'm being stabbed, and I can only hit driver about 230 to 240 right now due to the necessity of a ridiculously short, more compact swing.
I hope we're not playing the tips at Sherwood! LOL!