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David Ober

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King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« on: March 28, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »
Okay, I'll be first:

I won't be able to play to my handicap because: I have a pulled ribcage muscle and gallstones (seriously). Wedge shots and short irons I can make with little to no problem, but a swing with a longer club makes me feel like I'm being stabbed, and I can only hit driver about 230 to 240 right now due to the necessity of a ridiculously short, more compact swing.

I hope we're not playing the tips at Sherwood! LOL!
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Bob_Huntley

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #1 on: March 28, 2009, 11:15:09 AM »
Quote from: David Ober on March 28, 2009, 10:55:30 AM
Okay, I'll be first:

I won't be able to play to my handicap because: I have a pulled ribcage muscle and gallstones (seriously). Wedge shots and short irons I can make with little to no problem, but a swing with a longer club makes me feel like I'm being stabbed, and I can only hit driver about 230 to 240 right now due to the necessity of a ridiculously short, more compact swing.

I hope we're not playing the tips at Sherwood! LOL!

David,

How can I pull a muscle and get gallstones so that I can drive it 230 yards? Please advise.

ob

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Pete_Pittock

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #2 on: March 28, 2009, 01:25:32 PM »
Mom

« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 03:01:51 PM by Pete_Pittock »
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Bill_McBride

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #3 on: March 28, 2009, 01:31:22 PM »
My car was stolen.  I got the car back soon, but all my golf equipment was stolen out of the trunk.  So all new clubs, does this earn me a few extra shots?
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Kyle Henderson

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #4 on: March 28, 2009, 01:44:57 PM »
I suck again.
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Tim Bert

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #5 on: March 28, 2009, 02:16:02 PM »
Bill

Maybe they will let you play off your normal handicap instead of the 5 you played like last year!

Bob - I had the exact same thought regarding "only" hitting it 240.
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Pete_Pittock

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #6 on: March 28, 2009, 02:54:29 PM »
My group at home gives all putts within one club length, that's why I went with the longest putter I could find.

Those liberals have taken some of my hard earned strokes and redistributed them to people who don't work on their game. I need them back.
« Last Edit: March 28, 2009, 03:02:42 PM by Pete_Pittock »
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Jim Nugent

Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #7 on: March 28, 2009, 03:27:11 PM »
I've been taking tuba lessons lately, and haven't been able to play much golf. 
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Bill_McBride

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #8 on: March 28, 2009, 03:58:21 PM »
Quote from: Tim Bert on March 28, 2009, 02:16:02 PM
Bill

Maybe they will let you play off your normal handicap instead of the 5 you played like last year!

Bob - I had the exact same thought regarding "only" hitting it 240.

I knew I'd get a lot of sympathy!  :D
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Jon Spaulding

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #9 on: March 28, 2009, 06:15:04 PM »
I have no excuses other than continual ineptitude; golf being one of many fronts this comes into play in my life.
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Garland Bayley

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #10 on: March 28, 2009, 11:37:47 PM »
21.9
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Mike Benham

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #11 on: March 29, 2009, 01:21:41 AM »
Out ...
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Patrick Kiser

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #12 on: March 29, 2009, 11:18:14 AM »
Quote from: Kyle Henderson on March 28, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
I suck again.

That's what I was going to say.  In my case ... I continue to suck since the last KP.

Anyone need a caddy?  I'd probably be much better at that.
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BCrosby

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #13 on: March 29, 2009, 11:30:04 AM »
Most. Pathetic. Thread. Ever.



 
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Bill_McBride

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #14 on: March 29, 2009, 12:10:52 PM »
Quote from: BCrosby on March 29, 2009, 11:30:04 AM
Most. Pathetic. Thread. Ever.


Sad.  But.  True. 

This kind of chatter usually takes place on the first tee, not in cyberspace ;D
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Jordan Wall

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #15 on: March 29, 2009, 01:52:27 PM »
College?
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Anthony Gray

Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #16 on: March 29, 2009, 04:47:05 PM »

  Can't comment,Jordan does not like my non-achitecture posts.

  Anthony

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Kyle Henderson

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #17 on: March 30, 2009, 02:16:43 AM »
Quote from: Patrick Kiser on March 29, 2009, 11:18:14 AM
Quote from: Kyle Henderson on March 28, 2009, 01:44:57 PM
I suck again.

That's what I was going to say.  In my case ... I continue to suck since the last KP.

Anyone need a caddy?  I'd probably be much better at that.

I don't suck as badly as what you witnessed at the last KP, which was shockingly horrid. I just hope this year's gathering won't make an amplification of my golf-related shortcomings a part of the tradition.

Suck it up man. I have faith. Nor Cal needs us!
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Jonathan Cummings

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #18 on: March 30, 2009, 06:28:35 AM »
I'm playing so badly I'm likely to be the last picked odd-man-out.  I'm expecting to head up and solo the CentralCal team!!

JC
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Anthony Gray

Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #19 on: March 30, 2009, 12:14:06 PM »


  I don't play well when Kalen is not around.

   GARLAND

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Tom Yost

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Re: King's Putter -- Let the excuses begin!
« Reply #20 on: March 30, 2009, 12:43:24 PM »
My drives are shorter than usual.  Must be because I normally play in Arizona where the air is dry and the fairways are firm and a little higher elevation.  Really.


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