Kyle,
With all due respect this is one of the worst thought out hypothesis ever tried here. The way I read this, if you wanted to post a thread on either using one tee OR forgetting par because it's evil you should have just titled the thread that way and not drag modern gca's through the mud. If either you or your esteemed friend ran a golf course for profit, you would probably see the light differently as well.
For the life of me, I can't see how providing multiple tees to spread out wear and allow players to play a course somewhere near their ideal distance would stifle creativity and I would LOVE to hear your explanation of how it might. For that matter I see no relation to tees and your idea of "time tested theories of the forced carry." What BS. Most gca's avoid forced carries whenever possible and then use forward tees to eliminate them for average players even if better ones (or at least longer ones) have to deal with them.
As to the 7000 yard course, that length is now a no man's land - not long enough for good players (who probably need 7250-7600 yards for a course to play "the way they are used to playing it - i.e. using driver on most tees) and too long for the other 97% of golfers.
But, at any length, using multiple tees allows basically one landing area (and its expensive hazards) to be used for most tee shots on the theory that we have to build so much tee anyway to spread wear. So, its basically no additional cost, whereas building the so called "random landing areas" down the fw is very much a cost. And, multiple tees can be creatively used to set up the course differently, if desired. Plus, the average golfer gets to play the same course (almost - at least the same tee shots) as the big boys.
But, does any of that constrain an architect in his creativity in designing that landing area? I think not.
And none of this has anything to do with par - I doubt the average golfer feels entitled to par. I do think they get tired of hitting driver - 3 wood - wedge because some gca follows the advice of a few loonies on this site and says to go back to a two tee set because "that's the way they did it in the Golden Age."
Frankly, I think most women and many men would find a two tee set very rude and offensive in this day and age. And, I would like to see some data that the two tee sets of the old days (with the forward tee being very much an afterthought) really catered to the needs of the golfers that played the course before we go back to in some wave of nostalgia.
Statistically, there are 5 distinct groups of golfer, distance wise. Tee shots cluster around 290 (3%), 260 (16%), 225(57%), 190(19%), 140 yard tee shots (5%)) So, to me, 5 tees makes sense. I see no sense in making any of them play a course not suited to their distance, and for that matter, would love to see an argument justifying why they should.
I wouldn't want to play a course where I couldn't remember all the hazards and strategies because I never reached them or overdrove them, would you? The easiest way to accomplish all of the above is multiple tees. I agree each tee should be designed carefully rather than just go with 25 or 30 incrmental distance differences to make the most of the opportunity presented and make each hole play the best it can for the intended user. That doesn't always happen (and don't ask how I know this!
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In summary: "Less tees is less tees."
Just my $0.02 and excuse my quarterly rant if you can.