Apologies To Arble...WAY O/T...Best Quote

[Ronald Montesano]

Hands Down, Mr. JNC_Lyon:
"I can't go back to the public courses, now. I can't, I won't. I mean, you know what that's like? It's crowded, the grass has big brown patches in it, they don't rake the bunkers. Not to mention the caliber of people you have to play with!
  -Kramer, on Seinfeld"

Runner-Up goes to the guy with the funny banana (story).  I think I was part and parcel of its genesis.

[John Moore II]

Ron, best quote I ever saw came from John Kavanaugh back in May of last year

Another thing I like about private clubs is the absence of information polution.  Just today I took a dump in a unisex bathroom that had a sign in front of the toilet that said "Do not flush sanitary napkins" it pissed me off to the point that I lost concentration and left half a loaf in my stink hole.  You don't see signs like that at a private club because they know the ladies have enough class not to do that kind of thing.

[Jason Hines]

Quote from: John Kavanaugh on July 01, 2008, 11:29:10 am
If it wasn't for the free pussy slavery would have never caught on like it did.

There are better ways to make a point, but this one was proof that no matter how much money you have to join several clubs, it cannot buy you class.  We flushed that sanitary napkin.

J.

[Eric Smith]

  Matt,

   I would love to kickbox with you but I don't think I could get my foot back out of your navel. I hear the workers at your course ride to work in your belly button.

  Anthony

[John Moore II]

Well, Kav wasn't a bad guy, and had he kept his remarks to only those we see here, he'd likely still be here. But he began to attack people directly on the main board and thats what got him axed.

[Anthony Gray]

 "Let's go shoot some craps"