I'm marching right into the West Wing and pleading for earmark money to build Rush Limbaugh his dream golf course. The pressures of being the voice of reason for all that is good and just must be overwhelming. You try saving the Republic sometime and see how difficult it is! Now our boy Rushbo is a golfer, albeit not a very keen one, but a golfer nonetheless. He needs a place to call his own, away from the stresses of saving the USA from oncoming socialism.
I've located a property, not near his Palm Beach homebase, but still easily accessible via the EIB Gulfstream. Mr. President think of the good will you will create worldwide when you build Somalia's first championship golf course! Located in the thriving city of Mogadishu, and hard by the Indian Ocean, we will contract with Mr. Pete Dye to build the mother of all faux links golf course's. We'll name it Whistling Africa, Kohler 3rd World, or my personal favorite, OxyContin Dunes. Local caddies will be recruited from the band of ever-enterprising, gun-toting pirates, who'll keep Rush safe and sound.
President Obama, let the earth moving begin!!