...would a guilty pleasure be taking mushrooms 30 minute prior to every tee-time ?
Dare I say "imagine"...mundane munis becoming Elysian fields, mow lines rippling like waves in the wind, trees holding their branches behind their back as you address the ball, squirrels helping you dig out an errant drive in the woods, sand traps that pulsate with every breath you take, a 6 inch gap through the trees illuminates as you play the ball in the back of your stance with a 4 iron that now shines like a sword, greens that are drawn with pastels with chalky arrows showing the way, walking through the wispy rough with a 1-wood held high, guiding the sheep back to their home behind the 18th green...whoa.
After all, was it not Tim Leary who instructed us to "Turn on, tune in, and 'putt' out"...