Boy, aren't I the lucky one, living as I do right in the middle of this wonderful golfing nirvana (house is midway between nos. 22 and 44, Home Course Balbirnie Park, no. 4...)
An ode to Bonnie Fifeshire:
"Fife lies North of the Firth of Forth,
and South of the Firth of Tay,
To the West is Perth and Kinross,
and Clackmannanshire, I do say".
Crap, I know - it's a gift.
best,
FBD.
PS Meant to say, I collect scorecards, ball markers AND Yardage Guides. (but NEVER for use on the course, Melvyn!!!)