1. I have Schweaty Balls.
2. I am laughing with each passing post. On Thursday, my high school boys team played our arch rival and went to extra holes after a 12-12 tie. The opposing # 1 played off against our # 1. After the third halved hole, we judged the sky too dark to continue and halted play. I watched the 9th hole of regulation and the first three playoff holes and witnessed the opposing # 1 pull every trick in the book (walking during address and swing, wiggling foot during putt, clanking clubs during swing)d and simply told our # 1 to confront the boy, order him to stop being such a Richard, and play on. We play them again on Monday...If it happens again, I'll file an official letter of complaint with the league. My point? Let the players sort it out. This is an architectural forum.
3. Melvyn, has Captain Saint Nick not done anything worthy of reproach during this melee? I'd venture he isn't innocent. Azinger received more ink, is all.
4. Cheers to English, Cheers to American, Cheers to Canadian, Cheers to Australian. Four sibling languages united under one common history. I'm proud to speak American, as was H. L. Mencken