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TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #275 on: August 07, 2008, 01:14:47 AM »
".....and the personal attacks on those who have courage to dig into these subjects...."


Wow, Mr MacWood! Would that remark of yours pass as grandstanding, do you think?

The Courage??   :o What exactly do you see yourself as on here?

The courage for what? Do you think some of us are the Knights Templar, the Masons, the Third Reich, the FBI, CIA, IRS all rolled into one?

We know your protege's issue, because he's said it so often, is he thinks he has to stand up to bullies on every post he makes on here. What's your issue, Mr. MacWood? No, not on architecture, what's really your issue?

DMoriarty

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #276 on: August 07, 2008, 01:55:54 AM »
We know your protege's issue, because he's said it so often, is he thinks he has to stand up to bullies on every post he makes on here. What's your issue, Mr. MacWood? No, not on architecture, what's really your issue?

Actually my "issue" is my interest in golf course design, past and present. It is my nature that compels me to stand up to bullies like you and Wayne when the try to keep me from pursuing the issue that interests me.   An important distinction.

But what is your "issue?"   Obviously not the same as mine, otherwise you would not behave so destructively toward it. 
Golf history can be quite interesting if you just let your favorite legends go and allow the truth to take you where it will.
--Tom MacWood (1958-2012)

Neil_Crafter

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #277 on: August 07, 2008, 02:20:47 AM »
David
Just putting my toe in the water here (hope there are no sharks!)
Darwin's first trip to the USA was in 1913, primarily to report on Vardon and Ray's trip and ended up the historic voice of Ouimet's US Open championship. He only came back in 1922 to cover the Walker Cup and ended up playing when Harris took ill. That's it, two trips. So he couldn't have seen the NGLA course firsthand in 1910 and so must have relied on others who had. Incidentally, Darwin and CBM became firm friends.
cheers Neil

DMoriarty

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #278 on: August 07, 2008, 02:58:19 AM »
Thanks for the correction Neal.  I checked and the source for the article has a typo., I think the date of the article should be 1918. 

The point still stands.
Golf history can be quite interesting if you just let your favorite legends go and allow the truth to take you where it will.
--Tom MacWood (1958-2012)

Sean_A

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #279 on: August 07, 2008, 05:00:14 AM »
I have never seen proof of MacWood's two Willies, but you better check with your peerless leader on that.

While it could be a gruesome sight I still wouldn't mind seeing proof of the above.  There could be some future for Tommy Mac in a freak circus.  It certainly has to be more productive then arguing over this crazy shit.  Cmon Tommy, give us photo.

Ciao
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Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #280 on: August 07, 2008, 05:46:31 AM »
Thanks for the correction Neal.  I checked and the source for the article has a typo., I think the date of the article should be 1918. 

The point still stands.

Holy Cow, Batman.

How could someone be so wrong and still be right?   

David....NGLA had a soft opening to some friends for an invitational tournament in August 1910 and opened to membershp 14 months later.

George Bahto's book is accurate on the subject and timing.   Please read pages 68-69.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 05:53:57 AM by MikeCirba »

Thomas MacWood

Re: Robert White
« Reply #281 on: August 07, 2008, 06:16:51 AM »
I have never seen proof of MacWood's two Willies, but you better check with your peerless leader on that.

While it could be a gruesome sight I still wouldn't mind seeing proof of the above.  There could be some future for Tommy Mac in a freak circus.  It certainly has to be more productive then arguing over this crazy shit.  Cmon Tommy, give us photo.

Ciao

Sean
Its both a blessing and a curse.

Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #282 on: August 07, 2008, 07:13:57 AM »
Tom

Too funny!!  :D

wsmorrison

Re: Robert White
« Reply #283 on: August 07, 2008, 07:58:20 AM »
Hey William Flynn Sycophant, is this really all you got?  Ridiculing me based on what Tom MacWood taught you about Merion's early history?  You, the self-proclaimed Merion expert, has absolutely no idea whether MacWood is correct or not, which means you have  no idea who designed Merion's first course.  Yet you have the audacity to ridicule me on this subject.   

This is so sad.  I'd feel bad for you, but I've gotten to know you a bit.


Apparently MacWood's lackey doesn't know if his master knows what he's talking about or not either.  What MacWood and his Mortimer Snerd dummy taught me/us about Merion's early history is pure fiction.  They alone think their accounts are true.     MacWood says there are two Willie Campbells and that the one associated with TCC had nothing at all to do with Merion or any courses in Philadelphia.  I am not convinced.  Mortimer Snerd seemingly disagrees with his voice and helping hand as well.  Given they are in the same act, they should get that act together. 


Flynn's local designs and redesigns total 19 and include

Merion East

Whaaaa??   Say it ain't so??  You claim that William Flynn redesigned Merion East?  That is SICK.  Let me guess . . . he drafted the planned changes, therefore he gets the credit??  No wonder you will not let anyone who knows better read your 2000 page Flynn Love Letter.   

At least now I understand why you are so protective and dishonest about the East's beginnings.  You've already stolen all the credit Wilson deserves for what happened later!  And they say I am the one disrespectful of Wilson and Merion's history.  Unbelievable.


That Snerd puppet is crazy.  Do they make anti-psychotics for wooden-headed dummies?  Dishonest?  Hardly.  Snerd doesn't know what Flynn did or did not do at Merion, just as he has everything else wrong about their history including the role of Macdonald, Whigham and likely Barker too...except that Wilson went overseas to study golf courses in 1912.  And that was merely mouthing his master's words.  I haven't stolen anything.  Not only do I claim William Flynn redesigned Merion East, I can prove it.  Snerd's proofs are artifacts of his wooden head.  I believe there is compelling evidence to assume that changes made while Wilson was alive were collaborated on conceptually with Flynn doing the detail work and implementation.  They worked together on other sites and no doubt they did so at Merion East and West.  However, a decision should be an informed one.  I have 100s of times more information at hand than Snerd.  Believe him to be more informed if you like.  I don't think there are more than one in that camp...the man with his hand up Snerd's back.

Sickness has no bearing on any of our work, on the contrary it has everything to do with his work.  Ours is not a 2000 page (1700 actually) puff piece or love letter as Mortimer Snerd claims.  That wooden headed dummy has never seen the manuscript yet he criticizes and pans it.  How is that possible?  Perhaps he has seen it after all.  His puppet master says he did not show it to anyone and the dummy himself claims never to have seen it.  Yet, with his expert research skills, he can make his mind up about something without ever considering it. 

Did Wilson design the first hole 4 years after his death?  Did Wilson draw the design iterations for the changes of the 2nd hole 9 years after he died?  Who designed the 1934 changes to the 14th green?  Did someone write on those design iterations in William Flynn's handwriting just to fool us?  Did the man who designed Shinnecock Hills, Kittansett, Boca Raton South, Cascades, Mill Road Farm and dozens of other great designs merely draft a dead man's thoughts at Merion in the peak of his creative efforts?  Or maybe Flynn didn't design these courses either, he just drafted them.  Is that Mortimer Snerd's latest finding?  I guess we'll be getting a new essay on GCA endorsed by Ran no doubt.  Did board members at Merion writing about Flynn's specific role in designing and redesigning Merion East lie?  On the one hand Snerd thinks the Club history slights Macdonald and Whigham in order to bestow excessive credit to Wilson (He's wrong about this too.  Merion's history is accurate.  Perhaps he should discuss this with Tom Naccarato and then shut up).  And then the nerve of those Club members, they would later even slight Wilson's attributions in favor of Flynn.  What is wrong with those fickle Philadelphians?  Never mind that much of the work took place well after Wilson died.  How could that Board constantly be so wrong when Snerd is always so right?  Did Geist and Rockefeller praise Flynn for his drafting skills or his design skills?  Just to reiterate, Flynn did not ink his presentation copies.  That was done by a real draftsman, W.S. Nichols.  Even when Mortimer Snerd is wrong, in his mind he is still right.  The proof is in the Flynn book manuscript.  I could care less that Mortimer doesn't get it and will not ever. 

What a waste of time it is arguing with a wooden-headed dummy.  It is better to just ignore him and see him go back into his steamer trunk.  Tom MacWood with two Willies is a much more interesting act and can be seen in the sideshow at the sleezy carnival in your town soon...on the other side of the tracks.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 09:37:11 AM by Wayne Morrison »

Thomas MacWood

Re: Robert White
« Reply #284 on: August 07, 2008, 09:40:47 AM »

 Tom MacWood with two Willies is a much more interesting act and can be seen in the sideshow at the sleezy carnival in your town soon...on the other side of the tracks.


Wayne
I beg your pardon? Sleezy carnival show?

I have never tried to profit from my gift...I strive only to do good. In these parts I'm known as the human divining rod. I am personally repsonsible for locating seventeen water deposits/wells in central and southern Ohio.

I have far too much self respect to mis-use my advantage in such a vile manner. I take my responsibility very seriously. In the wrong hands can you imagine the damage inflicted upon the grave of CB Macdonald? Get your mind out the gutter.

wsmorrison

Re: Robert White
« Reply #285 on: August 07, 2008, 09:55:14 AM »
Part of your post was funny and made me laugh, Tom.  Thank you for that.  However, please do not propagate the myth of desecrating graves.  It is not funny and it never happened.  It was a poor joke at the time and is best forgotten.  I've asked you to desist in the past.  Again, would you please stop? 

Are you of the same opinion as Mortimer Snerd, that Flynn did no design or redesign work at Merion East?

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #286 on: August 07, 2008, 10:00:29 AM »
Pissboy, you audacious Flynn Sychophant, tell me this is not so!

You did not realize another Scottish WILLIE designed Merion Haverford?? What's the matter with you? Was he THE Willie Campbell of Myopia design fame or another Willie Campbell? Perhaps his name was Willie Philadelphius or even Willie Patty Jewett? You should know these things, you audacious fraud.

Whoever this  Merion Haverford course Willie was how can we not conclude that he was the best expert in America on golf course architecture in and around 1895 just behind or just in front of the great Boston Willie Campbell?

An in-depth RE-search of  page 37 on Google (or was it at the Haverford library) indicates the man was remarkably diverse and talented. He made the best horsehoes of the time and he was an expert golf course architect and condom-maker from Musselborough.

Next time I see you I'm going to strip your researcher stripes right off your shirt, you audacious sycophant.

We need to write an IMO piece on this long neglected and minimized genius of golf course architecture. You even have photos of his remarkable work at Haverford. Some of the best cross-fairway cop bunkers transitioned from steeplechase water pits I've ever seen in my life.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 10:08:20 AM by TEPaul »

Andy Hughes

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #287 on: August 07, 2008, 10:22:36 AM »
*sigh* I suppose I shall never again see that picture of Wolf Hollow (Water Gap CC), though I can be entertained by Mortimer Snerd and water divination.

Does anyone else have any examples of White's work?
"Perhaps I'm incorrect..."--P. Mucci 6/7/2007

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #288 on: August 07, 2008, 12:12:09 PM »
My God, I'm so embarrassed!

Mr. MacWood is right and I've been wrong all along! Willie Campbell did design the original nine holes of Myopia in 1894.

I've been in touch with Myopia and for whatever reason they've decided to come clean after 114 years and admit they doctored their architectural record intentionally to expunge Willie Campbell's involvement.

They've just faxed me their board meeting records from 1894. They explain they felt just after the fact that Willie Campbell might be a socialist revolutionary in their midst and a man who actually "worked with his hands" and if that was discovered they'd all be persona non grata at the Boston Cotillion. It was decided that the new Master of the Fox Hounds would take the credit for the design with "Squire" Merrill and A.P. Gardner (can you imagine a plan so dumb as to try to make it look like the Master of the Myopia Fox Hounds was capable of routing and designing golf holes even if he had his own estate golf course?).

This mysterious Boston Globe article that Mr. MacWood who is rapidly becoming recognized as the world's greatest expert on golf course architecture research has been referring to was attached to the board record. Apparently Myopia thought they had a secret contract with the Boston Globe that the article would be expunged too (this might result in a breach of contract suit).

This Mr. MacWood is truly remarkable as he has caught Myopia in a vicious 114 year old golf architecture lie.

Therefore everyone who's had anything to do with Myopia should be considered cowardly elitist snobs and I should be considered hereinafter as what the great Roberto De Vincenzo (who could really play but couldn't add) said;  "Im A STUPID!"

DMoriarty

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #289 on: August 07, 2008, 04:05:19 PM »
Wayne, when it comes to Merion's history, you cannot even find your own Willie.   

-- I know who designed early Merion.  While I haven't asked him, I suspect TM does as well.

--I have a very good idea of exactly what Flynn did at Merion.  Just because you don't know what I know doesnt mean I don't know it.  (Sound familiar?)   

-- Seriously, do you really have the audacity to claim that Flynn deserves redesign credit for Merion East?  The entire course?  Just because he changed the direction of the dogleg on the 1st hole?  Really?   Ohhh . . .  that is right, he also extended the 14th green and tweaked the green location on the second.  Ooookay.   
       *I rearranged the furniture in my living room and built a flower box outside one of the windows outside a bedroom.  Did I redesign the architecture of the house?   
       *The Super at Rustic lengthened a few holes, built a few bunkers and tees, and helped build a few new greens.   Did he redesign the course?   

-- I havent criticized anything in your Puff Piece.  There is nothing to criticize.  It isn't a book or anything else of consequence until it is widely available for review and criticism by anyone interested.    For now it remains a 1700 page unpublishable Puff Piece devoted to the beauty and majesty of the object of your man-crush, William Flynn.   They call these "vanity pieces" in the industry for a reason; they are almost always poorly written, don't stand up to critical muster, and are really about the author(s) rather than their purported subject.

-- You do have access to 100X more information then me.   You always have.   But the trick is to know what to do with it, and to be willing and able to follow it to its logical conclusion.  Like with TEPaul and his incredible access to these clubs, all you have is wasted opportunity.  You two haven't a clue what to do with what you have, at least when it comes to honestly and completely considering and analyzing it, and following up on it.    Or so I have seen and heard. 

Good Luck,

DM

p.s.   By the way, your Diary is down to 1700 pages?  I thought it was 2000?  What happened to those 230 pages?  Did you delete some of the incorrect information about Merion?   Did you delete 230 pages of your wistfully doodling things like "I [heart] W.F." and "W.F + W.M. forever?"
Golf history can be quite interesting if you just let your favorite legends go and allow the truth to take you where it will.
--Tom MacWood (1958-2012)

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #290 on: August 07, 2008, 04:52:52 PM »
Once again, it is not nice to cut loud farts on GOLFLCLUBATLAS.com's discussion group.

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #291 on: August 07, 2008, 10:34:31 PM »
PeterP:

I'm still thinking about your post #271; it's wonderful stuff, very much heartfelt, I'm sure, and a personal generational chronicle with real feeling.

But in that wonderful post you make such important points sometimes in the form of almost queries:

1. Is is it really doing someone justice who's involved in some important event no matter to what degree to overblow and exaggerate what they really did and really were? Is that in fact the opposite of actually honoring them as a person, as a life?

I would have to say it is not really doing them justice or honoring them---on that I have to agree with you. As you seem to imply it might be the opposite of honoring them as a contribution, as a person and a life. It may even be some exhibition of anger or even embarrassment for their plight but I think it's probably deeper than that in the context of social and economic consciousness. That's probably a large chapter for another time.

Then why do many biographers or present day chroniclers of those times and people of the past and others who tend to bring up and discuss these types of subjects do that and frankly do it so often----eg exaggerate and overblow what people were or what they did?

To me this is even more interesting and maybe more important. It probably has something more to do with the sensiblilities and social consciousness of the biographer than it does the actual work-a-day realities of his subject's life and times and social and economic dynamics.

But this website is not supposed to be about these kinds of things apparently, so maybe I should say enough of this on this particular post. It's supposed to be about golf course architecture and certainly its history and how architects and others, no matter what their social and economic constructs and conditions, were in it all.

I believe the problem some of us have had on here in the last five years or so over some of these subjects (Merion, Wilson, Macdonald/Whigam, Barker, Myopia, Campbell, Leeds, perhaps Pine Valley) is a quest by some (I would say both MacWood and Moriarty particularly) to determine in some real detail who did exactly what, and how, when, why and where; who thought of what, whose concepts or ideas on all things architectural of a course were responsible for and the emanation of what was to be that we see and play or are aware of from old photos or whatever.

The only problem is in course after course after course certainly mostly including the older ones, these things are simply unknowable. The reason is they were almost never recorded; maybe they weren't even that recognized at the time they were happening. We are lucky when we are treated to a story like Richard Francis' of the Merion committee. It is an example of just one of thousands of things that go on out there through the months of design and construction. Obviously his was an important one because structurally (in a routing sense) it was probably hanging up the layout, finalization and construction of the last five holes, and how they needed to fit and connect, certainly for balance and variety.

This is why I think it is so very valuable for anyone truly interested in these kinds of things, certainly the research of it historically, to experience a whole lot of it with a good deal of time on site on projects that are aborning, abuilding and coming into being creatively, conceptually and actually. I believe, out there on those sites, it is not much like I fear most people might expect and think. It has been and continues to be a real surprise for me and a fantastic education in architecture. But the importance of understanding it and experiencing it is you learn that these things some on here seem to want to research and determine as to who did what and when and where and how and why really are unknowable, certainly now----they were just not recorded. Even at the time they aren't much more than a flow and flux of the tapestry of golf course architecture coming into being in the overall. Mostly the individual personalities seem to get collectively taken into the whole thing.

I knew when I read that post in a thread that Tom MacWood started over five years ago about Merion (and I can find it, it's called "Re: Macdonald and Merion") that he wanted to know these details, because he actually asked about them and then not long after Moriarty joined in with that quest. Wayne actually said, I believe, that many of them are probably just unknowable, at this point, for all the reasons stated above.

But that was not well received by MacWood. He said (and I can find it) we need more research. Well, we always need more research as many things have been misinterpreted over the years and many things are probably still hiding in nooks and crannies right around us, unseen for decades if not even a century.

But we should never go past what we have and can consider into exaggerations and illogical deductions, assumptions, conclusions and ultimately and probably inevitably fallacies and inaccuracies historically. And that's what we've done, I believe. And we should definitely not let the research quest and consideration devolve into an adverserial and personal competition of who is the better researcher. And that is definitely were this has gone, you can read it on posts today on this thread and others, and it needs to stop. We don't need to go so low that someone states on here he doesn't want to help someone else or anyone they are associated with, including a club, with their own architectural history.

I'll offer another olive branch that way---I've done it before and I'm doing it again.

But your post #271 is a wonderful one, Peter Pallotta, I wish more on here had your type of sensibilities. It sure ain't about stats and rankings, standardizations or formulaics; it's deeper than that and inherently far more important, and to me, at least, more interesting and educational.

What I want to know is what really was, what really happened, whether it was the good, the bad or the ugly. After that we can talk about social and economic injustices, the failure to give credit where it is really due, the problems back then or maybe still today between the "Haves" and the "Havenots", or whatever. Let's not fall into the trap of looking at and analyzing yesteryear through today's eyes, let's try to look at it through the eyes of those who saw it at the time. They couldn't know us and our times but if we strip away some of what we know they could never have known we should be able to see them and understand it all better back then.

I wish we had 150 more like you on here Peter Pallotta, and there are others I want to mention at another time.

Thanks for post #271.

« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 10:55:25 PM by TEPaul »

Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #292 on: August 07, 2008, 10:57:52 PM »
Tom,

I don't know about you, but somehow I'm feeling that it was worth it to wade through 5 miles of muck to get to the sort of crystallization of these issues that has happened in the past 24-36 hours.

Others on the site might be turned off and more interested in talking about lighter, happier topics, but to me understanding the history of architecture in proper context and content is fundamental and worth arguing about.

It's a shame so much of it got personalized over the past few years, but given the personalities and passions involved, it was probably inevitable.

I would love to see more collaboration among the lot of us, but that might be unrealistic.   Still, it's worth reaching out because inevitably I still believe we have much, much more in common interest than in divisive opinions.

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #293 on: August 07, 2008, 11:11:16 PM »
Mike:

It might be unrealistic but I hope not. I think some of us realize, and on both sides, that at this point the twain may've snapped but that's OK. We don't necessarily need to collaborate to come to some assumptions or conclusions on some subjects, but to blatantly state: "I won't even produce what I know to a club or on a public forum because I don't want to help you or anyone you associate with" is pretty far gone. I'm sure most everyone on here or anywhere recognized at least that. Or I sure hope so.

Then I guess we need to think about the health of this website we spend time on.

I'm trying to be more polite, less rude and confrontational. I think I've been doing maybe not a great job but a better job recently. It's pretty hard to overlook the blatant, but I'm trying.



"Tom,
I don't know about you, but somehow I'm feeling that it was worth it to wade through 5 miles of muck to get to the sort of crystallization of these issues that has happened in the past 24-36 hours."

I think we can thank guys like Peter Pallotta and Bradley Anderson for getting on these controversial and petty threads in the last 24-36 hours and taking it back to the subject intelligently.

« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 11:34:11 PM by TEPaul »

TEPaul

Re: Robert White
« Reply #294 on: August 07, 2008, 11:30:41 PM »
MikeC:

Then there's another issue on here that I don't get. That is when we hear from some people who never contribute to some threads but yet they come on them occassionally and state they are ruining this website or whatever. Why don't they just ignore them if they don't like them or aren't interested? Probably 3/4 of the threads on here I've never read and for ten years. I'm not interested in them but you don't see me telling those who are interested in them that they are ruining this website.
« Last Edit: August 07, 2008, 11:35:12 PM by TEPaul »

Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #295 on: August 08, 2008, 06:21:35 AM »
MikeC:

Then there's another issue on here that I don't get. That is when we hear from some people who never contribute to some threads but yet they come on them occassionally and state they are ruining this website or whatever. Why don't they just ignore them if they don't like them or aren't interested? Probably 3/4 of the threads on here I've never read and for ten years. I'm not interested in them but you don't see me telling those who are interested in them that they are ruining this website.

Tom,

I don't understand that either.

There are precisely TWO threads where these matters are being discussed/debated/argued/insultingly sometimes on the FIFTY threads on the first two pages.

There are a lot of threads I don't feel ccontribute much either, but I normally don't go after the participants in a negative way.   

It's like the person who complains about too much sex on television who then roasts popcorn every Sunday night  waiting to watch "Desperate Housewives".   Sometimes, I think they are just upset at themselves because they hate their voyeuristic tendencies.  ;)

I do reserve the right to use satire where appropriate however.  ;)

Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #296 on: August 08, 2008, 06:25:01 AM »
by the way, Tom...I do notice that you've toned down your rhetoric and I hope you can tell I've done the same.

Tom MacWood is even now engaging in some very funny, dry humor, so I'm hoping soon that we can get everyone relaxed down a few notches.

I completely agree that fellows like Peter and Bradley deserve a TON of credit for bringing some rationality and common sense and mature attitudes to the discussion.

Sean_A

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Re: Robert White
« Reply #297 on: August 08, 2008, 06:40:55 AM »
Now, now boys, don't go patting yerselves on the back too hard.  The problem was (is?) your behaviour on this site - not the fact that you were called on it - no matter who does the calling.  Talk about trying to pull off a king switch!

Ciao
New plays planned for 2024: Nothing

wsmorrison

Re: Robert White
« Reply #298 on: August 08, 2008, 07:25:22 AM »
 Never mind.  There is no use responding to someone who is out of his mind.   :P
« Last Edit: August 08, 2008, 08:45:03 AM by Wayne Morrison »

Mike_Cirba

Re: Robert White
« Reply #299 on: August 08, 2008, 07:41:08 AM »
Now, now boys, don't go patting yerselves on the back too hard.  The problem was (is?) your behaviour on this site - not the fact that you were called on it - no matter who does the calling.  Talk about trying to pull off a king switch!

Ciao

Mr. Arble,

Thank you for your polite correction, my good man.   You are correct that such behavior should be utterly cryit doon!

Have a wonderful day!  ;D