I know, there are some of you old whiners who think my new Titleist Howitzer GDF595-x8 is ruining the game. Once the pros started averaging 500 yard tee shots, it seemed only fair that I should also have a way to hit 500 yard tee shots. I have a job and family, and I just don't have the time to put in that kind of practice. You got a problem with fairness?
I know, some of you old fogies think it is making the game too easy. I had to enter my credit card into their Web site. Then I had to wait for them to deliver it (it's not like they can just leave it on your front porch.) Before you start calling me lazy, I work hard for my money, and if I want to spend it on some game improvement equipment, who are you old farts to tell me I can't.
And the Titleist Howitzer GDF595-x8 isn't just something you throw in the trunk. It's a lot of work getting it to the club and ready on the first tee. I haven't even tried to get it through airport security yet. You think they will charge me for extra baggage?
It is going to speed up play. Once golfers buy these, get properly trained, and the course build the infrastructure to get them from one tee to the next, I'm sure we will get back to playing a round of golf in under 11 hours.
There is also plenty of challenge. You still have to take the coordinates from your GPS device and feed them into the Titleist Howitzer GDF595-x8. Any of those competing clubs which take the data from the GPS and feed it directly into the club is not in the spirit of the game.
I know you technophobes are going to complain it has removed the challenge from the game. Not true. Once you feed in the coordinates, what do you do if the wind changes? Do you quickly pull the trigger, or recalibrate? These are tough decisions. It is still up to the golfer to actually know when to pull the trigger. Rumor has it the next generation, the Titleist Howitzer GDF595-x9, will calibrate in half the time and be lighter. This will reduce the risk of conditions changing while the club calibrates, and make it easier to get the driver around the golf course.
Quit living in the past. It's time to stop being afraid of change and talking about the game of the ancients.
The USGA and R&A have approved this club for tournament play and for handicaps. Despite having no data to support their belief, they look at it and just know it will speed up play. The new president of the USGA said, "Not everything new has to slow down play, does it? The law of averages says something has to work one of these days."
Cheers,
Dan King
Once a new technology rolls over you, if you're not part of the steamroller, you're part of the road.
--Stewart Brand