Sean,
I understand where you're coming from.
Very similarly, reports this past Saturday from the DC area of 101 degree fahrenheit temps coupled with stifling humidity for a heat index over 110 were sadly mistaken, as they didn't factor in the affects of my blood pressure rise as I played that afternoon in a threesome, unabated and unobstructed by other golfers on a new, modern, "signature" development course in a white-hot speed of 5.45 hours.