Barney,
Why the man crush on Tom? I just don't get it. Every time he mentions he's going to play somewhere, there you are like a whipped school boy following him around with tongue out, dangling around your ankles. Have you mentioned this man crush to your shrink because if not, I think you need to...its pretty creepy to a casual bystander like myself.
As for Huck, I know your insanely jealous of him, but the insuation that he's access hounding is laughable at best. He doesn't need no stinking GD rater badge to play where he wants. Why? Because he's America's guest and thats the ultimate trump card. Who knows perhaps you too could even become America's guest personal assistant, and travel where he does and carry his bags. Work on that angle and you've may have some tremendous upside potential in the future.
In the meantime, you gotta put the key-bosh on the man crush because it just isn't healthy!!