Gents - I ask only that when it's all over you provide a meticulous re-cap of the golfing events, i.e. I would like a specific record of who won, who lost, who lost badly and/or failed his team miserably, and who pummeled his opponent mercilessly. I ask because by the end you'll all be (drunken) friends, and thus averse to hurting anyone's feelings. But screw that: this is serious business, and in the words of Ricky Roma, "that's how we keep score, booby".
Thank you
Peter