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Patrick_Mucci

PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« on: April 14, 2008, 11:40:30 AM »
David,

Please contact me, I don't have your phone #.

The location of our meeting Wednesday evening has changed.

Patrick_Mucci

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2008, 06:37:19 PM »
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ed_getka

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #2 on: April 15, 2008, 06:32:05 PM »
Patrick,
  Check your IM.
"Perimeter-weighted fairways", The best euphemism for containment mounding I've ever heard.

TEPaul

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #3 on: April 15, 2008, 07:10:01 PM »
"David,
Please contact me, I don't have your phone #."


That's because he doesn't have one over here, Patrick, you Putz!

Why do we all know that and you don't? Clearly, it's because you are only capable of getting anything right about 2% of the time.

;)


Patrick_Mucci

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2008, 07:38:50 PM »
TEPaul,

David and I spoke on the phone several times today.

Evidently, he didn't give you the phone number where he could be reached.

That doesn't surprise me, after all, why would he ? ;D

David_Elvins

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #5 on: April 16, 2008, 12:03:29 AM »
TEPaul,

David and I spoke on the phone several times today.

Evidently, he didn't give you the phone number where he could be reached.

That doesn't surprise me, after all, why would he ? ;D
I think this is a classic Mucci argument.  :)
He is right. Yes, I spoke to him several times on the phone today.
He is right. No, I did not give TEPaul a number I could be contacted at.

But it still doesnt change the fact that Tom is right,   there is no phone number I can be contacted at over here :)

Thanks Ed for passing on my email.
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James Bennett

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #6 on: April 16, 2008, 12:08:28 AM »
David

no it isn't, there isn't any green ink!

James B (green with envy at the moment)
Bob; its impossible to explain some of the clutter that gets recalled from the attic between my ears. .  (SL Solow)

Matthew Mollica

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #7 on: April 16, 2008, 06:23:51 AM »
As a recipient of green ink and blue ink in the one reply, I can vouch for your accuracy James.
Hope you're having fun David.
play well and enjoy
Take plenty of pictures for us back here in Melbourne.
And remember - don't say anything to Pat about MacKenzie being under the bus :)

Pat, Tom, Wayne et al - Hope you all have a good time meeting David.
He's a great guy, with a good sense of humor, and great appreciation of GCA.

MM
"The truth about golf courses has a slightly different expression for every golfer. Which of them, one might ask, is without the most definitive convictions concerning the merits or deficiencies of the links he plays over? Freedom of criticism is one of the last privileges he is likely to forgo."

wsmorrison

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #8 on: April 16, 2008, 07:17:26 AM »
I had the pleasure of spending a couple of days with David walking around Merion East (with Andrew Bosworth), Philadelphia Country Club and Rolling Green (with Mike Malone).  We met with the superintendents at Merion and Philadelphia Country as well.  We then played one round of golf where Tom Paul met us on the 14th hole.  With his officiating skills, he knew our start time and thus knew exactly where to find us.

Was the highlight the golf or his first cheesesteak?  You'll have to ask him.
« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 12:30:52 PM by Wayne Morrison »

Patrick_Mucci

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #9 on: April 16, 2008, 07:42:27 AM »
Mathew Mollica,

David's in for a nice treat today and tomorrow.

Tonight, he's having dinner with TEPaul, my wife and myself at a terrific Italian restaurant just a few blocks from Tony Soprano's home.

TEPaul requested a "Hollywood" like tour of the "wise guy" homes and some good Italian restaurants in Northern New Jersey, instead of the likes of the Macaroni Grill he dines at, in King of Prescuto, PA.

Tomorrow, David's playing GCGC with me and some friends.

The weather is supposed to be in the 70's on Thursday, so it should be an ideal spring day.


Matthew Mollica

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #10 on: April 16, 2008, 07:54:20 AM »
Mmmm.

Now I'm REALLY envious.
Hope you all have a wonderful night and next few days.

I'm sure the Mucci / Paul dinner double will be one of the best memories of the trip,
and potentially more enjoyable than the golf ( and that's saying something! )

Matthew
« Last Edit: April 16, 2008, 08:21:08 AM by Matthew Mollica »
"The truth about golf courses has a slightly different expression for every golfer. Which of them, one might ask, is without the most definitive convictions concerning the merits or deficiencies of the links he plays over? Freedom of criticism is one of the last privileges he is likely to forgo."

mike_malone

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #11 on: April 16, 2008, 11:45:39 AM »
 Poor David Elvins! Wayne Morrison made him say that #18 at Rolling Green should be a par four. Then I hit him over the head with a five iron (I nearly missed since my golfing skills are horrible). He then backed off. That's how we get our point across here in Philadelphia.
AKA Mayday

Tom Huckaby

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #12 on: April 16, 2008, 11:55:10 AM »
Patrick/David:

I gather David is from overseas, making a US grand tour?  He's coming out here for TKP and looks to have some great courses lined up here as well.  Just do clarify for me - the 14 handicap reported is an R&A handicap, right?  Due to different methodology used, that would equate to a 12 or less here.  I shall match him accordingly.

 ;D

David Stamm

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #13 on: April 16, 2008, 01:09:22 PM »
Patrick/David:

I gather David is from overseas, making a US grand tour?  He's coming out here for TKP and looks to have some great courses lined up here as well.  Just do clarify for me - the 14 handicap reported is an R&A handicap, right?  Due to different methodology used, that would equate to a 12 or less here.  I shall match him accordingly.

 ;D


Don't believe it, Tom! I played with David 2 weeks ago and he's sandbagging with that handicap! ;)
"The object of golf architecture is to give an intelligent purpose to the striking of a golf ball."- Max Behr

Tom Huckaby

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #14 on: April 16, 2008, 01:10:32 PM »
David - well, if he claims 14 he claims 14.  All I am doing is equating an R&A 14 to a US 12, which is indeed how it tends to work given the two totally different methodologies.  If he's sandbagging on top of that, he has only his shame to comfort him.

 ;D ;D

David_Elvins

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #15 on: April 16, 2008, 04:22:43 PM »
David - well, if he claims 14 he claims 14.  All I am doing is equating an R&A 14 to a US 12, which is indeed how it tends to work given the two totally different methodologies.  If he's sandbagging on top of that, he has only his shame to comfort him.

 ;D ;D
Tom,
It is a R&A handicap.  I would be happy to be 10-12.  But with my game, anything could happen on the day.
Ask not what GolfClubAtlas can do for you; ask what you can do for GolfClubAtlas.

Tom Huckaby

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #16 on: April 16, 2008, 04:26:44 PM »
David - you are a good man, despite what any of these gents are saying.

 ;D ;D

Chris Kane

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #17 on: April 16, 2008, 04:41:36 PM »
GCGC?  Dave, I trust you'll be taking your shirt off on the second tee, in line with club tradition?  ;D

Chris Kane

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #18 on: April 16, 2008, 04:47:50 PM »
Don't believe it, Tom! I played with David 2 weeks ago and he's sandbagging with that handicap!
I played with him three weeks ago, and can guarantee that he's not!!!

James Bennett

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #19 on: April 16, 2008, 07:59:50 PM »
Garden City huh.  You can have a one-on-one discussion with Andrew when you get back David about that.

Enjoy

James B
Bob; its impossible to explain some of the clutter that gets recalled from the attic between my ears. .  (SL Solow)

Matthew Mollica

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #20 on: April 17, 2008, 08:05:58 AM »
Can someone explain the GCGC "shirt off" tradition?

MM
"The truth about golf courses has a slightly different expression for every golfer. Which of them, one might ask, is without the most definitive convictions concerning the merits or deficiencies of the links he plays over? Freedom of criticism is one of the last privileges he is likely to forgo."

TEPaul

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #21 on: April 17, 2008, 02:58:35 PM »
"Tonight, he's having dinner with TEPaul, my wife and myself at a terrific Italian restaurant just a few blocks from Tony Soprano's home.

TEPaul requested a "Hollywood" like tour of the "wise guy" homes and some good Italian restaurants in Northern New Jersey, instead of the likes of the Macaroni Grill he dines at, in King of Prescuto, PA."


Golfclubaltasers:

If you want a Hollywood like tour of the "wise guy" world don't bother about that tour he just mentioned, just go to Pat Mucci's town in North Jersey and go out to dinner with Pat Mucci and his wife in one of his favorite restaurants. These top-notch wise-guys, the ones they call America's "Dons" are never people you would recognize as such and that's obviously by very clever design.

But it was not until last night that I realized our own Pat Mucci is "The Don"! He has to be the guy Tony Soprano's character was patterned after.

My God, I was in that restaurant for five minutes and it was impossible to miss (David Elvins' can attest to that and confirm it). People were coming up incessantly and kissing his hand and paying homage to him. The entire restaurant ownership and management, including every waiter in the place came up and paid homage to him. The Chef came out of the kitchen and paid homage to him. They were giving him drinks of every kind and variety left and right, people from other tables were stopping by and doing things like buying him desert. Our waiter put on his best "Specials" Broadway act. The Maitre d' performed a work of art right at the table on the desert (Pat that guy can perform surgery on me any day).

At the end Pat paid one whopping bill (If somebody else is paying I'm definitely not too proud to overtly spy on the bill when it's on the table ;) ) but I don't for a minute believe he actually had to pay it. I think he just asked for it and signed it for show because the way that restaurant treated Pat Mucci, The DON, the character Tony Soprano had to have been patterned after, and his wife, I had the distinct feeling they knew if they actually tried to charge Pat Mucci, The DON, they'd very likely all get whacked the next day, if not sooner.

Great restaurant Pat.

Where in the hell was I in New Jersey? I had to have been a whole lot farther north than I thought. I thought I was going to be on the GS Parkway for about a mile. It seemed like about 30 plus miles. But when I finally hit the NJ Turnpike I just flicked it into turbo-boost overdrive and was home in under an hour.

By the way, GOLFCLUBATLASERS, if you can find a restaurant in North Jersey by the name of Lu NELLO it is really good. Just go in there and say you know Pat Mucci and if they don't give you a great dinner FOR FREE I would be shocked.
« Last Edit: April 17, 2008, 03:05:17 PM by TEPaul »

David Stamm

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #22 on: April 17, 2008, 03:00:54 PM »

By the way, GOLFCLUBATLASERS, if you can find a restaurnat in North Jersey by the name of Lu NELLO it is really good. Just go in there and say you know Pat Mucci and if they don't give you a great dinner FOR FTEE I would be shocked.



I smell a trap..... ;) ;D
"The object of golf architecture is to give an intelligent purpose to the striking of a golf ball."- Max Behr

TEPaul

Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #23 on: April 17, 2008, 03:20:28 PM »
"I smell a trap..... "

DavidS:

I don't think so. The reason I say that is as I was rolling down the NJ Turnpike comfortably at about 125 MPH late last night on the way back to Philly a NJ State trooper nailed me in a speed trap. When he got to my window he said to me in a relatively surly way:

"Where've you been, sport, and where are you going that fast, and by the way have you been drinking?"

Being the brutally honest guy I am, I said:

"Officer, yes, in fact, I have been drinking and quite a God-damn lot, and thank you very much for asking. I just had long and really good dinner in North Jersey with Patrick Mucci and his wife."

WELL, the cop's eyes got really wide and he stammered:

"Oh, I'm terribly sorry to have bothered you, Sir----by your leave, and please have a safe trip home."

I said:

"Officer, thank you very much, and I will be sure to give Pat Mucci your badge number and tell him you're a real polite guy!"

David Stamm

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Re: PAGING DAVID ELVINS
« Reply #24 on: April 17, 2008, 03:22:00 PM »
That's funny, Tom!
"The object of golf architecture is to give an intelligent purpose to the striking of a golf ball."- Max Behr

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