If I tried to put on John Capers's red coat, I'd rip it. I'm a 44 and that coat must be a 36 or so. I have a nice roomy blue one though. I'll wear that next time we play, Eric. Along with a Merion hat, Merion tie, Merion shirt, Merion belt, Merion underwear, Merion trousers, Merion socks, Merion pitch repair tool, Merion logo ball and Merion ball marker, I can achieve the state of logo Nirvana with 11 matching logo items. If I can't play smart, I might as well dress smart.
You may continue to call me Lord Wayne while we play, whether the jacket is on or not. As such, I should always have the honors, nobility and all