"As far as Bin-Laden, I can definitely reduce the problem to topo there as well. Give me enough munitions and I'll convert it all to FLAT!!!"
There you go Lester. Now you're talking.
I don't think you've been on this website long enough or enough to have seen this particular story from me but the coolest remark I think I've ever heard in my life came off the pen of that "get-in-their-face" sometimes war reporter, Christopher Hitchens. You probably know the guy as he's from D.C. He's out of his mind but I love the guy.
Anyway, he was over in Pakistan at the beginning of the Afgan War when we were taking out the Taliban government and their fellow travelers. Things were so hot in Afganistan Hitchens was hanging in Pakistan, and during a briefing, the US Military was telling him how the Taliban treated women---how they tortured them and did anything to them they felt like---completely humiliated them.
That got Hitchens's temperature up big-time and then some U.S Air Force general told Hitchens that in the sorties flying bombing runs into Afganistan at the Taliban off the USS Carl Vinson in our latest and best fighter-bombers two of the pilots were women (one I saw interviewed later off Iraq and she was one slim, slick ultra good looking black gal with eyes so focused they could hypnotize you).
So Hitchens was so pissed he hied on down the street and burst into the Afgan Taliban embassy in Pakistan and announced at the top of his voice to the Taliban brass:
"Ok, you f...ing assholes, this is your worst nightmare----SHE's pissed, she's packing and she's heading for YOU!!"
Greatest remark I've heard in decades.
