I was playing a round at the Northland CC in Duluth with this really rich department store owner. (He was a friend of a friend, I don't know any rich people.) Anyway, we're standing on the 17th green, and this guy drops his pants to his ankles. He's standing there in his boxers trying to tuck in his shirt. Meanwhile there is a foursome of women on the first green, which is really close.
Me and my friend, had to turn our backs and walk off the green, because we were laughing so hard we had tears in our eyes.
I think it was a deliberate detraction ploy, because I finished double bogey, double bogey, and had to pay that rich guy some money.