Eamon-no more comments like that please, some people have their kids look at this board. And I personally, while I do understand the humor, don't like it in this setting either.
As far as cutting down the banks, I have nothing against it as long as it does not put any person in danger. If the bank is steep, then do not cut it down, but if the bank is shallow, then cutting is fine. As far as the one as Torrey, I seem to remember that one as being a steep bank, so maybe don't cut it short. But really, is it anymore dangerous to cut the bank short with a fairway or green mower than it is to cut the bank with a rough cut mower?