Southern California--So many bad courses, so little time..........
But here is my list: (All of them are the worst golf courses I have ever been on.)
Cypress Golf Club-Cypress, California--As Rich has mentioned--The other California Cypress, which on in The Confidential Guide was properly graded a "0" which Jim Urbina himself couldn't save. (Jim worked here for Perry Dye) Cypress Golf Club in Cypress, California is really that bad. It's just a bunch of hole literally "clumped" together with massive containment and fairways literally 10 yards wide in some spots. Ironically, the course doesn't bother me all that much, and what is even more unfortunate it that it was relying on a concept I think really could have worked--if it could have had more room for which to build upon--Golf & Horse Racing. A favorite pastime of mine that makes for a perfect Saturday. Lose money out at the golf course, and go out to the track to lose more money out there too. Even Tiger Woods used to play here, both on this version and at the old Los Alamitos Golf Course, which was an executive tract that once shared the same space as the current par 72 behemoth that exist there now or at least for now. Rumors are it is slated for destruction soon. The property is too commercially valuable.
PGA West Greg Norman Course-La Quinta, California--This maybe one of the most disappointing courses I have ever been on. I was really looking forward to playing this after the great reports of Wente Vineyards and reported really interesting features at TPC of Sugarloaf. As I have said before, the assistant pro here was pretty exhuberant about how this style of golf course was going to be how all golf courses would be constructed in the future. I told him if this was so, I quit.
The fact is that this course was originally a private affair for PGA West members only. They hated it so much (this is in fact, actual fact) that KSL made it a public course like the Stadium. I have only heard one person say anything positive about the course, and shortly after returning from a trip to Oz, he actually recanted. I would be fully behind anyone that would want to destroy the course and rebuild something better--even if it was Ted Robinson.
Tijera Rejada-Simi Valley, California--This course may in fact be the worst golf course built of all time, it is that bad. Not only was there little thought in what he was desigining here, it is quite evident that he didn't have any though in mind to just how bad os a site this is for golf. In fact, it maybe one of the worst vertically. Soem of the more interesting holes on the course are the famed 10th, which can best be compared to a ski jump and the opening segment of ABC's Wide World of Sports, where the long jump skier gets pulverized after falling down halfway through his run. The 17th, a shortish (seems like all of 89 yards from the back tee) one-shotter with a flat green. Probably the best example of being blinded by coming up with 17 of the worst holes in your golf career and realizing that you have to add one more, so figure out on squeezing it in somewhere. I wouldn't wish this course on my least favorite dentist.
Cascades Golf Club-Sylmar, California--Take the above review of Tijera Rejada and place it here. Ironically these courses were being built at the same time, and even got into a full-fledged media race on which one was going to be the first to open, because the honor would mean that they were the first public course built in Los Angeles County in something like 30+ years. I forgot which course won the race.
La Habra-Westridge Golf Club, La Habra, California--This course finishes close to Cascades and Tijera Rejada, in both style and substance. And just like the previous two courses, its is so popular that some of the bigger Hollywood studios are considering using it for the next big Western--as a ghost town.
Tustin Ranch Golf Club-Tustin, California-This is the course which I feel is the original model for all CCFAD's. It features caddies that dress in Augusta White coveralls, greener then green turf, flowers and other beautiful flora that decorate this once flat and featureless orange grove. Upon entering the facility, you pass through an arch of a cartway that services holes 10 to 11, and your eyes are thrust with the vision of the magnificent 11th. A par 3 of some 161 yards that features not one, but two water presentations in the fullest Ted Robinson splendor imaginable. There are two pot bunkers that guard the front of the green that protrude out into the water to a really challenging three-tiered green.
The course is surrounded by condos and townhouses. It is the epitome of Golf in Orange County.