Simpson, Schmimpson..let's have a caption contest!

[Mike_Cirba]

Thanks to my evil doppelganger from across the sea, Tony Muldoon, it's photo caption time again!  

The best answers will try in vain to tie it to gca.  (small gca, as in golf course architecture).  

Let's see what this group can do.

[Mike_Cirba]

I'll start...


"ooohh...Mr. Simpson...can petticoated ladies play at this "Oakworth" course you're designing?"

[Joe Hancock]

I'll start...


"ooohh...Mr. Simpson...can petticoated ladies play at this "Oakworth" course you're designing?"

An edit already? Must have been a false start....

Joe

[Mike_Cirba]

Fully aware that most early golf courses were built near train rails, the early architectural groupies knelt along the tracks in rapt excitement, eschewing obvious potential danger, poised panther-like-ready to leap forward, literally springing themselves face-forward onto the next open car in hopes of a glimpse of their ODG heros in action, despite being under the wary, careful watch of the rugged, burly Railroad security man Lance and his fierce watchdog Pelvis.

[Mike_Cirba]

An edit already? Must have been a false start....

Joe

Joe,

Either play the game or shutup.  

Plus, I like my second entry MUCH better.

I was just getting warmed up.  

[Joe Hancock]

I'm working on a caption involving Simpson, West Virginia, two sisters and their dog, and a foursome....I'll only post it when it's ready to go to print.....

Joe

[Mike_Cirba]

I'm working on a caption involving Simpson, West Virginia, two sisters and their dog, and a foursome....I'll only post it when it's ready to go to print.....

Joe

I reckoned you might be figgerin' on sumpthin like that.  

[Joe Hancock]

Fully aware that most early golf courses were built near train rails, the early architectural groupies knelt along the tracks in rapt excitement, ready to leap forward, literally springing themselves onto the next open car in hopes of a glimpse of their heros in action, despite being under the wary, careful watch of the Railroad security man and his fierce watchdog.

Actually, They had been reading a short book of Mike Cirba writings, and were going to throw themselves in front of the next train.....

 

[Mike_Cirba]

Actually, They had been reading a short book of Mike Cirba writings, and were going to throw themselves in front of the next train.....

 

Joe,

Give me a break...there are more edits as this is obviously a masterwork in progress.

Think Pinehurst #2...

[Joe Hancock]

I apologize, as I am (probably)contributing to the (inevitable)downfall of your thread, but....

The dog is willing to wait for the edits, the other three are jumpers....

 

[Mike_Cirba]

"In Ringo's later years, he had to content himself with a low-paying job on "Thomas The Tank Engine", supplemented by occassional trysts with a bird or two on leave from the local sanitarium whilst faint memories of Sgt. Pepper fame floated like rocking horse people eating marshmallow pies through his noggin'".

[Powell Arms]

Girl on left, “What do you think, boy?”  "Is this really the best piece of land he’s ever had to work with, or does he say that to all of the girls?”

[Mike_Cirba]

Ok..

For the next step, we get on all fours and crawl around looking for Maxwellian Poofs.   First one to find one gets to blow the Captain's whistle!  

[Powell Arms]

Too easy...

"Esther, if I’m not mistaken, he is wearing an undergarment embossed with the designs of Mr. Donald Ross ."

[Powell Arms]

Good, GOOD.

[Joe Hancock]

Ladies, I'm telling ya...Sgt Shultz is really Alister MacKenzie in disguise......he's a master at that, you know.....

[Mike_Cirba]

While attractive in many obvious ways, this Siamese Trio was afflicted with a rare, repulsive form of Canineitis, and this drunken, randy sailor wasn't buyin!

[Jim_Kennedy]

"Please don't think me Cruden, or a Louth, but I Hardelot of time to think about this while I was Woking today and I want to ask you this: how about losing the kid and the dog and coming over to my place where we can have a Rye and soda and maybe later I can put a Liphook on your Bootle?"

[Mike_Cirba]

Jim,

Priceless.

[Powell Arms]

"Please don't think me Cruden, or a Louth, but I Hardelot of time to think about this while I was Woking today and I want to ask you this: how about losing the kid and the dog and coming over to my place where we can have a Rye and soda and maybe later I can put a Liphook on your Bootle?"

the contest is over!

[Mike_Cirba]

the contest is over!

Jim,

(bowing) We're not worthy!

[Jim_Kennedy]

Mike & Powell,
Don't give up so easily, it ain't over 'til the Felixstowe Ferry sings.  

[Joe Hancock]

I just did a YaHuckaby search on "Liphook on your Bootle". I feel so filthy after seeing that.....

Joe

[Powell Arms]

Mike & Powell,
Don't give up so easily, it ain't over 'til the Felixstowe Ferry sings.  

you're piling on now

[Powell Arms]

Ms. West, I'm not oogling you.  I'm examining your form with the cold detactment of a golf course architect