Sounds like Catch 22.
If you have to ask for it, you're not qualified.
I've been called a purist on a number of occasions, usually derisively. My transgressions were playing the ball down in spotty conditions, and expecting people to play by most of the rules, most of the time.
I'm no purist, but then the folks who called me that aren't what I'd call golfers. One of them recently shot 20-year best round of 69 and had to note that "I never moved the ball, either."
Ken