"Mike/TEP -
Funny you should mention me and Behr.
Just last Saturday morning I was sitting on the porch reading Max Behr, doing line of charm drawings, calculating indirect taxes, getting into a real nice metaphysical frame of mind, when my wife pads up to me in her garden boots and says "I sure could use a man around the house."
"I agree," I said. "Where are you going to find one?"
So she storms out the door muttering something about how it's all Mike Young's and Tom Paul's fault.
What was I going to say? She wouldn't have understood that once you go Behr, you can't go back.
Bob"
Bob:
Please, please, PLEASE, tell me that's a true story and that you didn't make it up.
Give Betsy my love, and tell her again I think she's the greatest, as you already know.
There's nothing I wouldn't do for her and if she really does want a man around the house tell her I'll have one in the mail for her before the weekend.