In that case, you are charged with a new design. I for one cannot wait to wear....a fresh Prest shirt.......
Very good, very good.
Don't get me wrong, it's an excellent cause and I'm sure the fabric is delightful to the touch. The graphic, however, reduces a magnificent game of sweeping vistas and lush green undulations to what looks like an algebraic equation.
It will get sneers even at an accountants' picnic, trust me.
But you're right, the least I can do is try and suggest an alternative of my own. So I'm seeing a full colour picture of a corner of Seminole - white sand, palm trees and the Atlantic shimmering beyond.
Beneath it, the words 'Golf courses - the acceptable face of evolution'
Simple, spiritual, whimsical and with the merest hint of back-to-nature. Also, just about sufficiently balanced to engage Creationist and Darwinian women alike.
I commend it to this house.