Joe, I took the bait as well...
I look at turf science and research, particularly from the big 8 or 10 turf science stations (Penn State, MSU, Illinois, Texas A&M, OJ Noer center at UW, etc.) as a two edged sword. Many beneficial advances in both turf, entomology, disease control, etc. I suspect there is more wining and dining of the academics at the schools than the garden variety super.
But Joe, if some big fert, chem or machine company comes and sets you up with an all expense paid trip for dos, to someplace exotic, remember your old impoverished pensioned out to pasture cheesehead biggest fan, will ya?