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Joe Hancock

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Another O/T...maybe
« on: June 24, 2007, 09:13:43 AM »
New member announcement.....Phil McCracken?.... :-X

Far be it for me to think this is a joke name, sir....like Naughtius Maximus, or Biggus Dickus.......but, methinks....

Mr. McCracken, my apologies, far in advance!

 ;D

Joe
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Tom Huckaby

Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2007, 09:52:30 AM »
Only one with a surname of Hancock (or Huckaby - do some rhymes with my name) would find humor in the name McCracken.


 ;D
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Peter Pallotta

Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2007, 10:02:21 AM »
Joe,
What's so funny about Biggus Dickus? I happen to have a vewy gweat fwiend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

Well, not THAT gweat a fwiend, mind you.

Welcome aboard, Phil.

Peter  
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Tom Huckaby

Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2007, 10:03:54 AM »
He's got a wife you know.....

Incontentia Buttocks


 ;D ;D

Yes, welcome Phil.  And blame our friend Joe for this.


 ;D
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Mark Bourgeois

Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2007, 10:28:08 AM »
Guawd!  Seize them!
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Joe Hancock

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Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #5 on: June 24, 2007, 01:36:33 PM »
Honestly, I don't get any of you guys' jokes..... ;D

Especially yours, Irish of the Luckaby.......hmmm, not hard to make a rhyme with your name at all...... :)

Stwike him, centuwian, vewy woughly....

Joe
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Joe Hancock

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Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #6 on: June 24, 2007, 01:37:36 PM »
Quote from: Mark Bourgeois on June 24, 2007, 10:28:08 AM
Guawd!  Seize them!

Different movie, but here goes....

"Sees this, Honkus!"
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Kyle Harris

Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #7 on: June 24, 2007, 01:41:01 PM »
Unfortunately, one of the best actors in a generation, Patrick Stewart, was saddled with a mediocre SNL cast when he hosted in 1993 or 1994.

One of the sketches had Phil McCracken: Scottish Therapist. Not terribly funny, but the show is saved by a Love Boat/Star Trek: TNG sketch with Bernie Kopel in a cameo.

Yes, I noticed the name this morning - but didn't have the grapes to point it out.

Apologies all around, I'm a nice guy: honest.
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #8 on: June 24, 2007, 01:48:11 PM »
I loved this one:

Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
Matthias: No.
Centurion: Crucifixion!
Matthias: Oh.
Centurion: Nasty, eh?
Matthias: Could be worse.
Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
Centurion: You're weird!
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Another O/T...maybe
« Reply #9 on: June 24, 2007, 01:50:17 PM »
Or even better:

Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fuck off, O Lord?
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