This is one of the best GCA threads in quite some time . . .
For whatever they are worth, here are the opinions of someone who was lucky enough to play SH one time:
When I played the course I was a single digit handi, probably around an 8, playing most rounds between 77 and 83. I was expecting SH to be VERY difficult, and to be honest, it really wasn't. We probably had a 2 club wind at most, the ground wasn't super firm, but it wasn't wet or slow either. While I'm no stimp-meter expert the greens couldn't have been rolling any faster than 10, they were a pleasure to putt on, plenty quick but I wouldn't have descirbed them as scary. I had a putt on #11 that was super scary, but that was the exception, not the rule.
I was hitting the ball reasonably well that day. My driver is usually one of my better clubs, but that day it wasn't really behaving. My iron play was much better. My chipping and putting were decent at best duirng the round and I shot somewhere in the low 80's (I really don't remember the number) from the back tees. If I remember correctly, the back tees weren't very far back that day and the course didn't seem to play overly long even though my driver was a bit suspect.
I found the course to be extremely playable. Tee shots had plenty of space to land. I particularly remember being surprised at the width of the first fairway and thinking to myself, "ok Ted, this doesn't look too crazy, get your jaw off the floor and make a decent swing". I managed to hit a truly pathetic block, cut, push, slice off that tee but was so happy to have made contact that I really didn't care.
I think I had a smile on my face during the entire round. I was most impressed with the way that most every single shot asked to played a certain way. The ground, the shape of the fairways, the greens, and the wind really seemed to "ask" for a certain type of shot. Some were draws (#7), some were fades (#11), and some were low bullets into the wind (#16). I pulled off some of the shots that the seemed to suit the moment and I also butchered a few. The point is that without playing anything even close to my best golf, I managed to shoot right around my handicap.
I haven't played a lot of the World's best. But I have been lucky enough to play Bandon, Pacific, Pebble, Spyglass, Bethpage Black, and few other great courses, Shinnecock Hills is on another level. That golf course is as close to perfection as I have seen. The members of that club have something very special. I have thanked my buddy over and over again for inviting me out there to join him for a round of golf. It was one of the most memorable of my life.
-Ted