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tlavin

Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« on: March 21, 2007, 09:50:28 AM »
Surely this august group has heard a foul name or two for an outing.  I host a first-of-the-year outing on Good Friday called The Crucifixion Classic.  Can you top that?  Or does this fall within the censorship clause that some are calling for?
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Jay Flemma

Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2007, 10:20:48 AM »
Well I can't top what you had, but we saw a bunch of guys trying their best to look like the sopranos holding the "linguini Open" when we were at TPC-MB
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tlavin

Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2007, 10:26:43 AM »
Quote from: Jay Flemma on March 21, 2007, 10:20:48 AM
Well I can't top what you had, but we saw a bunch of guys trying their best to look like the sopranos holding the "linguini Open" when we were at TPC-MB

Whew.  I thought I was going to suffer the ignominous fate of having a post without a single reply.  Thanks, Jay, you bailed out my heathen ass with that one...
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Mark_Rowlinson

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2007, 10:36:56 AM »
I wonder what they call the golfers who regularly play on a Saturday morning at predominantly Jewish clubs, such as Dunham Forest?  It's never deserted then!
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Ray Tennenbaum

Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2007, 10:41:47 AM »
Quote from: Mark_Rowlinson on March 21, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
I wonder what they call the golfers who regularly play on a Saturday morning at predominantly Jewish clubs, such as Dunham Forest?  It's never deserted then!

Oh come on, we're entitled to have four skins games.
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John Pflum

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2007, 11:03:13 AM »
Quote from: Ray Tennenbaum on March 21, 2007, 10:41:47 AM
Quote from: Mark_Rowlinson on March 21, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
I wonder what they call the golfers who regularly play on a Saturday morning at predominantly Jewish clubs, such as Dunham Forest?  It's never deserted then!

Oh come on, we're entitled to have four skins games.

Booooo!!  Ugh.  Now that is bad.

I know of one outing called the Georgia Hemeroid Classic.  
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Mark Pearce

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2007, 11:26:54 AM »
It's not strictly on topic but I heard a fantastically bad taste description of a cricket match this morning on BBC radio.

First, some background.  The cricket world cup is currently being contested in the West Indies.  In their previous match Pakistan (ranked fourth in the world) were beaten by Ireland in what is probably the most astonishing result ever in international cricket, meaning that they cannot now qualify for the second round of matches.  The morning after that result the Pakistan coach, Bob Woolmer, a former England player, was found dead in what Jamaican police are describing as suspicious circumstances.  

Despite that Pakistan are today playing their final group round robin game.  The BBC reporter described that match as a "dead" rubber :o
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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2007, 11:27:20 AM »
Quote from: Mark_Rowlinson on March 21, 2007, 10:36:56 AM
I wonder what they call the golfers who regularly play on a Saturday morning at predominantly Jewish clubs, such as Dunham Forest?  It's never deserted then!

I don't understand ??????????????
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Ray Tennenbaum

Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2007, 11:40:06 AM »
Quote from: John Pflum Jr on March 21, 2007, 11:03:13 AM

Booooo!!  Ugh.  Now that is bad.


yeah, sorry about that, rough night, and I'm supposed to working on a very dull travel story
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Dan_Lucas

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« Reply #9 on: March 21, 2007, 11:51:04 AM »
A former assistant of mine is now the Super at Spring Lake Country Club. They have a ladies invitational tournament every year called the Spring Lake Invitational Tournament. Use the first letter of each word for the title. :-X
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A.G._Crockett

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« Reply #10 on: March 21, 2007, 11:58:39 AM »
Tournament at my club with 2-man teams playing 6 holes scramble, 6 holes better ball, 6 holes alternate shot.  In other words, 6-6-6.

Name? The Satanic Open.

It was a one-year event; something about that name just didn't fly here in the Bible Belt...
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Brad Tufts

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #11 on: March 21, 2007, 12:02:38 PM »
Every October, my course grows the rough up, the markers are put a step from the back of every tee, and the pins are put in the toughest position on every green.

The subsequent tournament name?

"Hard as It Gets"

I'm sure you dirty minds out there can do something with that one..... :)
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John Pflum

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #12 on: March 21, 2007, 12:02:58 PM »
I also remember another event at a local club.  It's a husband/wife alternate shot event called the Divorce Open.  
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Mark_Rowlinson

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2007, 12:10:04 PM »
I cannot imagine why, but this thread prompted me to look up the Dyke Golf Club web site: http://www.sussexgolf.co.uk/dyke/dyke1.htm

I thought that they, if any club, might just happen to have an appropriately named trophy or tournament.  I didn't find any, but I was attracted to a line from the course description:
'the contrast of long hard-hitting holes on the western side and holes of a more adventurous type on the eastern side'.  I think I may now be too old for the adventurous type.  It reminds me of the chap who met his former girlfriend in the street one day.  'How are you, then, holding your own?' she quipped.
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2007, 01:26:36 PM »
Quote from: Brad Tufts on March 21, 2007, 12:02:38 PM
Every October, my course grows the rough up, the markers are put a step from the back of every tee, and the pins are put in the toughest position on every green.

The subsequent tournament name?

"Hard as It Gets"

I'm sure you dirty minds out there can do something with that one..... :)

A.k.a The cialis open co-sponsored by Enzyte??
« Last Edit: March 21, 2007, 01:28:08 PM by Kalen Braley »
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Joe Hancock

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #15 on: March 21, 2007, 01:28:55 PM »
Quote from: Dan_Lucas on March 21, 2007, 11:51:04 AM
A former assistant of mine is now the Super at Spring Lake Country Club. They have a ladies invitational tournament every year called the Spring Lake Invitational Tournament. Use the first letter of each word for the title. :-X

When I was in high school, I caddied in the S.L.I.T.

Joe
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Dan Kelly

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #16 on: March 21, 2007, 01:40:08 PM »
Quote from: A.G._Crockett on March 21, 2007, 11:58:39 AM
It was a one-year event; something about that name just didn't fly here in the Bible Belt...

I'm sure that was a Revelation to everyone.

Say! There's an idea!

Just call it "Revelation Day."
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Gordon Oneil

Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2007, 03:04:10 PM »
I'm going to post this with the understanding that I do not condone racial or ethnic prejudice, or any other kind.
Please do not object, complain, threaten or attempt to harm me or my family in any way.
Please remember that I am a member of one of the ethnic groups involved and while I haven't played in the event, it is my understanding that the name of the event is signed off on by all of the participants and a good time is had by all...

At LaGorce Country Club on Miami Beach, there is an annual, two day event played in a Ryder Cup format between the club's Irish and Irish-American members and the Cuban and Cuban-American members.

It is called the Micks versus Spics... with the best of intentions and all possible humor.





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Steve_ Shaffer

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2007, 03:58:09 PM »
Mark

"I wonder what they call the golfers who regularly play on a Saturday morning at predominantly Jewish clubs, such as Dunham Forest?  It's never deserted then!"

The answer to your question is easy: A minyan.
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Scott_Burroughs

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2007, 04:15:59 PM »
Quote from: John Pflum Jr on March 21, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
I also remember another event at a local club.  It's a husband/wife alternate shot event called the Divorce Open.  

My club also has an annual member husband/wife tournament of the same name.
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Wayne_Kozun

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2007, 04:46:34 PM »
Quote from: Scott_Burroughs on March 21, 2007, 04:15:59 PM
Quote from: John Pflum Jr on March 21, 2007, 12:02:58 PM
I also remember another event at a local club.  It's a husband/wife alternate shot event called the Divorce Open.  

My club also has an annual member husband/wife tournament of the same name.
I assume it is sponsored by the local law firm of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, specialists in divorce settlements!
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Matthew Hunt

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2007, 04:57:07 PM »
Quote from: Mark Pearce on March 21, 2007, 11:26:54 AM
It's not strictly on topic but I heard a fantastically bad taste description of a cricket match this morning on BBC radio.

First, some background.  The cricket world cup is currently being contested in the West Indies.  In their previous match Pakistan (ranked fourth in the world) were beaten by Ireland in what is probably the most astonishing result ever in international cricket, meaning that they cannot now qualify for the second round of matches.  The morning after that result the Pakistan coach, Bob Woolmer, a former England player, was found dead in what Jamaican police are describing as suspicious circumstances.  

Despite that Pakistan are today playing their final group round robin game.  The BBC reporter described that match as a "dead" rubber :o

RIP Bob

Come on Ireland!!!
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Tommy Williamsen

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2007, 04:58:36 PM »
Quote from: Terry Lavin on March 21, 2007, 09:50:28 AM
Surely this august group has heard a foul name or two for an outing.  I host a first-of-the-year outing on Good Friday called The Crucifixion Classic.  Can you top that?  Or does this fall within the censorship clause that some are calling for?

Terry, you win.
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Garland Bayley

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #23 on: March 21, 2007, 05:10:49 PM »
Tommy,

Given your profession, are you a totally impartial judge in this?
 ;)
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Kalen Braley

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Re:Worst Name For a Golf Outing
« Reply #24 on: March 21, 2007, 06:06:15 PM »
How about the tourney in So Cal a couple of years back that got shutdown for seedy on course entertainment?  I guess they had hookers in tents scattered throughout the course, perhaps on the par 3s. So if you didn't get a hole in one after your tee ball, then you went to the tent.....ahh forget it don't want to go there....

Was that the "Hooks and Hookers 1st Annual invitational"?
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