Just had a vision!
I offer it to any architect with the nerve to do it!
In memory of Jeff Brauer's giant's-footprint bunkers (one
foot bunker; four toes bunkers) at Giants Ridge, in Biwabik,
Minnesota:
Look at the upper-right of the second photo posted in this thread. See that bunker? Looks just like one of those
Goldfish crackers, doesn't it?
And now the vision: a series of fish-shaped bunkers, alongside a fairway, starting fairly near the tee and extending way, way, way down both sides of the landing area -- angled slightly inward, so that they increasingly pinch the fairway, until the farthest ones are almost cross bunkers. The bunker nearest the tee would be the biggest -- with each successive bunker slightly smaller.
See what I'm getting at? A cartoon! An imitation of the famous drawing of the biggest fish eating a smaller fish eating a smaller fish eating a smaller fish eating the smallest fish.
The New Yorker, years ago, had that array in a cartoon. Each of the fish had a thought bubble:
The biggest one was thinking: The world is perfectly just.
The middle one was thinking: The world is a place of imperfect justice.
The little one was thinking: There's no justice in the world!
So: The farther down the hole you hit your drive, the harder it will be to avoid the hazard. I love the idea of a golfer bombing a huge drive almost down the middle, catching the last of the fish-shaped bunkers, and thinking: "There's no justice!"
Where's Desmond Muirhead when we need him?