Because while I agree about the ways you say these 10-15s cheat, well... they aren't the only ways. You of course know all about the 12 handicap with 5 ability, right?
I'm guessing Chris would call that 12 a cheat.
As for the rest, I have no idea, since I rarely play these types of handicap events. Strike that, I never play these types of handicap events.
Call them whatever you want - they'd still win the match.
Here are winning scores of NCGA associate club 4ball net for the last several years... I'd bet anything few if any single digit indices are among these...
ASSOCIATE CLUB FOUR-BALL NET
1992 *Ralph Franzen and Dick Paradis 62-64-126
1993 *Sherm Steever and Matt Wooldridge 64-63-127
1994 *Scott DiSalvo and Doug Kyer 60-65-125
1995 *George Brown and Tom Rien 62-62-124
1996 Dan Juchau and P.C. Sien at Poppy Ridge GC 63-58-121
1997 *Derek Pehle and Steve Robinson 61-62-123
1998 Bill Hardin and Joe Vuica at Spyglass Hill GC 58-60-118
1999 *Bill Hardin and Vincent Massero 63-59-122
2000 Bill Hardin and Joe Vuica at Spyglass Hill GC 63-53-116
2001 *Ronald Blanchette and John Langston 61-60-121
2002 Dennis Alaburda and Amy Warner at Spyglass Hill GC 63-60-123
2003 Dennis Merrill and Paul Gin at Poppy Hills GC 56-64-120
2004 Elliot Dun and Blair Chikasuye at Spyglass Hill GC 63-65-128
2005 Emiliano Miranda and Ed Aquino at Poppy Hills GC 58-61-119
2006 Gary Figueroa and Mark Stanley at Spyglass Hill GC 61-61-122
*Played at Poppy Hills GC
Now of course doing this in the presence of Tiger and Phil presents its own problems... but assuming that could be overcome, well... note that these events are played under real rules of golf.
I'd take my chances with Emiliano Miranda and Ed Aquino, thank you very much. I'e bet my mortgage on Bill Hardin and Joe Vuica.