When that didn't work, he invited the members to his
farm to ride horses, milk the chickens and pluck the
cows."
That just could be about the funniest thing I've ever seen on here. Don't worry I won't invite them out here----they just may try stuff like that.
Tomorrow I might start a thread asking who would be more pissed off----the cows my members tried to pluck or a chickens my members tried to milk.
For now, I'm going going with the chickens.