I have a hard time giving that description to the first two holes.
Pardon my condescension, but anyone who does not see the greatness is #2, where you can hit virtually any club off the tee and be left with a gigantically different variety of approach shots to the green, well, it's a little hard for me to see that point of view.
On many holes Oakmont is a second shot type of golf course. The primary strategy off the tee is obviously to keep it in the fairway (which is easier said than done - remember on one of the other threads, someone pointed out that he was more successful in holding the firm and fast fairways when he realized he had to work the ball onto them - wish I could remember who said that).
Only the better, more observant golfers, will understand and appreciate the subtle distinctions between two tee shots that may look on the face to be quite the same. I believe it is the ensuing decisions, after one hits his tee shot and looks at what he faces, that makes Oakmont special, and that makes any course of this nature special.
At any rate, my own experience at the course is rather limited, so it's hard for me to articulate the fine distinctions. I will also try to sum up some of my other ideas about the course at the end of the series (unless we don't make it that far!).