As Mike's lawyer, I want to make it clear that my client was photographed conducting a highly professional examination of the drainage behind the 15th green. Mike's first and only concern is to build a golf course that will stay dry under different conditions. As the photo indicates, Mike's pursuit of that noble objective is relentless.
I hope that this will scotch any further suggetions that Mike was merely "relieving" himself. I am also shocked that no one on GCA, of all places, has bothered to point out the wonderful 16th green complex just over Mike's right shoulder.
Bob, Esq.