Bob as you well know, England has had many dismal moments in its modern cricketing history, but today truly has to rank as one of the most abject.
They had gone as far as you could possibly imagine towards erasing/reversing their pathetic performance in Brisbane, and then this. It really is difficult to know where to start.
Even the Aussies can barely rejoice since in about two hours of play, they have managed to take all competitive tension out of the series. From genuinely thinking the series might be competitive, we are now faced with a barrage of Aussie boasting and thinking about whether 5-0 can be resisted.
My sympathies to Ed who is clearly taking this more personally than a South African expat! But it was enough to get my day off to a bad start.