Alright,
I was hoping somebody would call me out on the golf/Pixies connection, but I'm not going to wait. Well there is one, here you go.
I used to work lights at First Avenue, a local rock night club. The Pixies were doing a show so being a huge fan I got to talk to them a bit. The lead man Frank Black told a road story from when they toured in a van.
Apparently the band was a little "tired" from the travel and cut a gig short. After the show he was confronted by a frustrated fan at a convenience store who was fluent in international signing.
Frank, feeling the need to defend against this besmirch, grabbed an 8 iron from his van and signed something back. The fan needless to say fled without any more digital comment.
I must have looked a bit surprised (mostly because I never pictured him to be a golfer) because he said "you wouldn't have done the same?" I replied "no, given the situation I'd have chosen a club with less loft"
I thought he'd never stop laughing at that. For a moment I felt like I'd made a friend. Still a big fan.