Paul,
Let me tell you something about this club your raving about---The members are very questionable....
My Point(s):
The Caddie Master: Tomato FaceHe thinks he is one of the Murray Brothers, when in fact he's been spending way to much time in the Fox Chase/Rolling Green caddie shack on those hot Philly days of late.
The Club President, Mr. NortonHe's GAY! (not that there is anything wrong with that) Rumor has it the club had kicked him out after he went after the poor little, thumbless crippled kid, Jamie Byrne, and now he is president of the local NAMBLA chapter.
The Official Club Know-It-All, Bigoted Drunk, Charlie LoganThis image was from his DUI arrest. (His 5th one in 8 months) He is currently serving his 12 suspension in 12 months from Rolling Green/Fox Chase.
The Ex-Superintendent/Caddie, Walter KaneAfter quitting his job in disgust after Charlie Logan called him the "N" word one day while on the links, Walter needed to suppliment his income from both jobs, plus needed to put his dead beat son in a decent college with hopes of an NBA scout seeing him. (when he failed to get into Notre Dame and Boston College after Charlie logan with-drew his support)
Walter was caught holding up a local Philadelphia 7-11. He is now serving time in the deepest and darkest pit of all Pennsylvania....
Al D'Angelo: Timmy's Dad's Scum-Sucking Attorney who has been a great help in ruining the ambiance of the clubSince joining Rolling Green/Fox Chase, Al has fast developed a reputation as the club's resident loud mouth, sticking his nose into other peoples business where it doesnt belong, Al was chastised and fined by the Rolling Green/Fox Chase Disciplinary Board. He in turn sued each and everyone of them as well as the club and won a very handsome settlement which has set Rolling Hills/Fox Chase back 15 years in the red.
Timmy Price's Parents, Richard & Meredith PriceTimmy's dad, Richard Price left Rolling Green/Fox Chase because of embarrasment, shortly after recommending Al D'Angelo to join. He went to work for Arthur Anderson & Consultants, and is now serving two concurrent 12-year terms in Houston, Texas for bribery, embezzlement and tax evasion. He is now known as
"Sally" by his fellow convicts who use him as a humidty gauge in prison, by counting the beads of sweat that fall off of his backside...
Timmy's mom, Meredith, after suffering a mass nervous breakdown which led to her loss of complete speech was committed to the Keystone State Mental Hospital indefinitely. She is now supposedly feeling good and even founded a 12-step program for mute-alcoholics called MAA. (Mute Alcohol Anonymous) (They are looking for speakers for their meetings)
Meredith is divorced from Timmy's father.
Dim-witted member Mike MaloneAfter displaying a very pronouced knowledge of Golf Architecture, Mike decided to open up Mike Malone Golf Course Architects. Known for his "What Me Worry"-school of strategy and tactics, Mike is still waiting for his first job.