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Michael Dugger

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2006, 01:48:19 PM »
Jordan has signed up to be my caddie at Seattle Golf Club for a tournament in a couple of weeks.  If I show up and there is no "Jordan Wall" to be found, then the mystery will continue....

Surely you will be breaking out the "tournament" bag for this event, right?  

You know, the one that holds three dozen balls, ball retriever, extra pair of shoes, a yardage book for every course you have ever played, rain gear, spare socks and a gallon of h2o???

Poor Jordan is going to be like that small kid in Caddyshack trying to take on Dangerfield's bag!!
What does it matter if the poor player can putt all the way from tee to green, provided that he has to zigzag so frequently that he takes six or seven putts to reach it?     --Alistair Mackenzie--

Dan Kelly

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2006, 02:03:40 PM »
Surely you will be breaking out the "tournament" bag for this event, right?  

You know, the one that holds three dozen balls, ball retriever, extra pair of shoes, a yardage book for every course you have ever played, rain gear, spare socks and a gallon of h2o???

Don't forget the collection of pink sweaters and sky-blue pants.
"There's no money in doing less." -- Joe Hancock, 11/25/2010
"Rankings are silly and subjective..." -- Tom Doak, 3/12/2016

Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2006, 03:09:16 PM »


and Mark that picture was not at all photoshopped.


How did you get the shadows to fall from 2 different directions?

Yeah, and Hogan casts no shadow at all!

It's almost as though he wasn't even there!

Tom Doak Jordan,

Perhaps you could you clear up something for me: Ben Hogan isn’t really dead, is he?  I’ve had my doubts…

“Paging Mister Kaplan, a Mister George Kaplan…”

I havent seen Hogan in a few days actually.

Come to think of it though, I forgot to tell you guys Tupac says hi.

Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2006, 03:15:50 PM »
Surely you will be breaking out the "tournament" bag for this event, right?  

You know, the one that holds three dozen balls, ball retriever, extra pair of shoes, a yardage book for every course you have ever played, rain gear, spare socks and a gallon of h2o???

Don't forget the collection of pink sweaters and sky-blue pants.

Lucky for you guys I did not wear my orange shirt, or perhaps my yellow which I am wearing today.
Or, come to think of it, my lime green or my baby blue (did not want to go all out baby blue).  Then there is the striped ones...




Sean...

As for you, I am ordering one strap with just clubs...well, one water bottle, and 3 golf balls too.  Oh, also just make it 10 clubs.  Seattle Golf Club wont make you use fourteen.  Pull the driver out too.  I think that should make the bag light enough.  Come to think of it, as long as you have your three wood, take out the three iron, that will prove useless.
As for Eric's bag, do the same.  Except maybe, just put two balls in, he is about 50 pounds lighter than I am.
 ;D ;) ;) ;)
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 03:16:50 PM by Jordan Wall »

Tommy_Naccarato

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2006, 03:27:26 PM »
An image of Jordan's father getting ready to Enter the Dragon,(so to speak) as Bruce Lee gets ready for one of those patented round house kicks.... A stunned Tom Doak & Ben Hogan look on.


Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #30 on: June 08, 2006, 03:32:48 PM »
An image of Jordan's father getting ready to Enter the Dragon,(so to speak) as Bruce Lee gets ready for one of those patented round house kicks.... A stunned Tom Doak & Ben Hogan look on.



Tom Tom Mr. Nacc,

That is not my dad.
I did not know that that was what everybody though.
Dad only played the back nine, and it was just him and I.

That taller person's name is Russ, and he is the head of golf at Suncadia.
HE is entering the dragon.
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 03:33:31 PM by Jordan Wall »

Craig Sweet

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #31 on: June 08, 2006, 03:47:18 PM »
Hogan is easily the sharpest dressed guy in that photo....a bronze god!
Project 2025....All bow down to our new authoritarian government.

Tim Taylor

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #32 on: June 08, 2006, 07:06:49 PM »
Sorry Jordan, couldn't let this one go:

Here is what you are looking at.

That first picture is from the clubhouse of #18, a viscous dogleg that is very fun to play and is very challenging.  <snip>

from Dictionary.com:
vis·cous     P   Pronunciation Key  (vsks)
adj.
Having relatively high resistance to flow.
Viscid; sticky.

I'm not sure Tom Doak would take that as a compliment!

Sorry, couldn't resist that one. I enjoyed your enthusiastic course review the other day. Keep it up.

TimT

Chris Kane

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #33 on: June 08, 2006, 07:27:33 PM »
I like the shirt, I am NOT gay (thanks anyways Martin), and Mark that picture was not at all photoshopped.

Jordan, there is nothing wrong with the pink shirt (I have a number myself).  The shorts, on the other hand, are a capital-punishment offence.  And before you accuse me of being of another generation and not having a clue, I'm 21!

Stick to my simple rule: bright colours are fine, but you can wear EITHER a bright shirt, or bright shorts/pants.  Never both.

We know you're not gay - if you were gay you'd have a sense of style ;D :P.  (Sorry, couldn't resist).

Nice photos by the way, it looks like you had a fun day out there.

Joe Hancock

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2006, 07:57:29 PM »
Jordan, there is nothing wrong with the pink shirt (I have a number myself).  The shorts, on the other hand, are a capital-punishment offence.  And before you accuse me of being of another generation and not having a clue, I'm 21!

Stick to my simple rule: bright colours are fine, but you can wear EITHER a bright shirt, or bright shorts/pants.  Never both.

We know you're not gay - if you were gay you'd have a sense of style ;D :P.  (Sorry, couldn't resist).

Chris,

You're advice to Jordan would indicate that you have a sense of style...... :D....not that there is anything wrong with that....

Joe
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 07:58:56 PM by Joe Hancock »
" What the hell is the point of architecture and excellence in design if a "clever" set up trumps it all?" Peter Pallotta, June 21, 2016

"People aren't picking a side of the fairway off a tee because of a randomly internally contoured green ."  jeffwarne, February 24, 2017

Sean Leary

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2006, 08:04:10 PM »
Jordan,  

Maybe Tony Peterson will let you wear the assless shorts he wore while going commando at The Palms for the last 9 holes on Saturday. :-[  They would go perfect with that shirt....

« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 08:11:15 PM by Sean Leary »

Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2006, 08:20:32 PM »
The shorts look good.
The shirt looks good.
What else do you guys want?
 ;D

AT LEAST MY SHIRT WAS TUCKED IN
 ;D ;D ;D

ed_getka

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2006, 08:26:14 PM »
Jordan,
   It is okay to keep your shirt untucked if it would have covered the shorts. ;)
"Perimeter-weighted fairways", The best euphemism for containment mounding I've ever heard.

rjsimper

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2006, 08:32:55 PM »
The shorts look good.
The shirt looks good.
What else do you guys want?
 ;D


The shorts to look good WITH the shirt ;)
« Last Edit: June 08, 2006, 08:33:39 PM by Ryan Simper »

Ryan Farrow

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2006, 08:47:32 PM »
Isn't there already a post of everyone bashing Jordans style

Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2006, 08:49:42 PM »
Isn't there already a post of everyone bashing Jordans style

 ;D ;D
 :-*
 ;D ;D

THANKYOU Ryan!!!!!!!

Chris Kane

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2006, 08:50:24 PM »
Jordan,
   It is okay to keep your shirt untucked if it would have covered the shorts. ;)

Line of the year!

Joe, I have no sense of style - which is why you won't find me posting photos of myself on the internet  :D

Andrew Balakshin

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2006, 09:14:37 PM »
thanks for the pictures!

i tried to think of some witty comment to say about your outfit but everybody else already used them up :D (oh wait, i just made one ;D)

Glenn Spencer

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #43 on: June 09, 2006, 12:33:38 AM »
An image of Jordan's father getting ready to Enter the Dragon,(so to speak) as Bruce Lee gets ready for one of those patented round house kicks.... A stunned Tom Doak & Ben Hogan look on.



Tom Tom Mr. Nacc,

That is not my dad.
I did not know that that was what everybody though.
Dad only played the back nine, and it was just him and I.

That taller person's name is Russ, and he is the head of golf at Suncadia.
HE is entering the dragon.

I think it has been universally agree upon that this is sartorial splender at its finest.

Jordan,

Get your self some khaki shorts and do it ASAP!!!! And while you are it, take a look at those socks. White with black shoes?? You are better than this Jordan. ;D
« Last Edit: June 09, 2006, 12:35:05 AM by Glenn Spencer »

PThomas

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Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #44 on: June 09, 2006, 12:52:17 AM »
some of these people criticizing your fashions reminds me of a guy I work with who is NOT a handsome man criticizing attractive women who he thinks are not good enough for him
199 played, only Augusta National left to play!

Jordan Wall

Re:Finally.....A couple of Tumble Creek Pictues
« Reply #45 on: June 10, 2006, 08:25:00 PM »
Thanks Paul.
 ;D

Glenn, I do have many, many pairs of khaki shorts.  I have too many clothes.
Obviously I chose the best shorts and shirt combination for Tumble Creek.  
The course was nice to me, it seemed to work.