Tuesday got me thinking there can't be anyone in the world more gullible than the American voting public, and then I'm reminded of golfers, taking the voters off the hook.
Could anything in golf be more meaningless, yet more talked about, than par?
I have my own method of deciding something like par.
If I'm happy with my play on the hole I made par.
If I'm very happy, and probably won some money on the hole, I made birdie.
If I'm going to bore my friends with how I played a hole for weeks I made eagle.
If I'll remember the shot forever, and bring it out in conversation a few times a year I made double eagle.
If I'm unhappy with my play on a hole I made bogey.
If I'm upset about my play on a hole I made double bogey.
If I'm pissed, then I made the dreaded other.
Simple, easy to remember, and I don't have someone who doesn't even know me dictating my happiness.
I can't believe there are people out there that you can hit a good drive, a 7-iron and make a putt and call that an eagle.
To me an eagle has to be a good drive, a driver off the deck or a fairway wood -- if it is one of those rare times I'm carrying one -- or a long iron if I plan it to hook and run a long ways, and then a make putt. Either that or some sort of miracle shot such as a hole-in-one or a jarred shot from the fairway.
Dan King
dking@danking.org
"Par is whatever I say it is. I've got one hole that's a par 23 and yesterday I damn near birdied the sucker."
-- Willie Nelson