I promise never to take more then 4 hours...
(on a golf hole...)
Kyle does have a point here.
Its confusing and certainly rattles me when I have no clue what to do.
Plus I wouldnt be slow playing because if it was deceptive to me it would also be for you guys behind me, T(i/o)m
Jordan, I know you're joking, but conduct like pacing off full shots or looking at every angle of a putt irritates the heck out of me (and many others, I'm sure). I'm afraid it comes from watching professionals on TV who take an interminable time to play.
And, you would be playing slowly because I wouldn't stand around for an eternity wondering what to do. I'd hit and hope. It is just a game after all.
To Kyle's question, I like it when a course causes you to second-guess yourself. One of the better examples are bunkers that appear to be greenside, but are in fact much shorter. Of course, these techniques tend to work only for a golfer's first round on the course.
Another form of deception comes from your playing partners. When I was playing Lahinch, my Australian partner (who's wife was Irish and had played the course before, unlike me) swore that the white markers were 150 yards from the green. Only after coming up woefully short on my first 2-3 holes did I realize that my partner was mistaken and the markers were actually 150 metres away.