Tom, I knew Ran was powerful, but I had no idea he could confer upon me title to Rolling Green. Since I now own a golf course I am changing the name to Morrison National (my friend Donald Trump suggested the name) and am charging $300,000 to join and $2000 a month in dues. We don't care who you are or where you came from as long as you make your payments on time.
Craig Disher, we will be putting in a pool, tennis courts, paddle tennis, bowling, and of course squash each with its own 200 foot waterfall.
As for Mayday Malone, we will insist each new member play a round of golf with him and listen to the merits of William Flynn. After which he will be given his very own chainsaw to remove an offending tree of Mayday's selection.
I am sure that one of Tom Paul's ancestors at one time owned the land the golf course sits on and probably the entire county, so there is free membership as long as he makes sure the superintendent understands the concept of maintenence meld and the proper application of it at Rolling Green, er Morrison National.
Now, I am sorry but the Chairman must step down from his post until Mayday says that he has truly been deprogrammed and fully understands Flynn's design philosophy. Of course his position will be kept available until such time as he has seen the light (it will come from the right side of number 7 where the evergreens were removed).
Now, I need to trade in my wife for the trophy wife I deserve. Does anyone have Heidi Klume's phone number?