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[wsmorrison]

Wayne, pardna, I have a breadth and depth of potato chip experience that, frankly, is unsurpassed in the world of junk food rating.

Until one undertakes a seeeeeeerrrrrriiiiiiiooooouuuuussss study of potato chips, I don't know how you could call PA the potato chip capital of the world...Parochialism in potato chip rating is a dog that just won't hunt.

Have you bothered to sample the newest potato chips in Colorado, the Dakotas and New Mexico that have come to market in recent years?  I have.  And I had to expend my own money to travel to these places to taste them.  Their design is intricately spectacular, and based on my experience, pards, they are wildly underrated.  Now, keep in mind that these are MAN SIZED chips and they are not for wussballs who can't open wide and chow down a M-A-J-O-R league sized chip!

If you can't handle that, then I'd suggest some BIG TIME practice at the kitchen table before you tackle mucho grande chips like these!    

Now that is hilarious!  Thanks for the side-splitting giggles, Dave.  Great MW impersonation!

John,

Who knows?  Perhaps one of these days.  

[John Pflum]

John,

Who knows?  Perhaps one of these days.  

Wayne -- I hope you know my tongue was firmly planted in my cheek.  

[michael_j_fay]

The first time I played National Golf Links my group went to lunch.

The waiter came by and asked if we wanted an appetizer. Since we were hungry we said yes.

With that, he turned and walked away. I mentioned to one of my foursome that it was odd that he did not ask what we wanted.

About five minutes later he returned with four cold cooked lobsters with an absolutely wonderful sauce.

I said to him, "No wonder you didn't ask."

He said: "I've been here 22 years and no one has complained yet".