Pat, et. al.
The last time I played under the extreme condiitions we are talking about was August 2004 in Brora. Unfortunately I had completely forgotten to pack my anemometer or my Stimpmeter
--but I do have some FACTS which might shed some light on the debate.
1. I played Brora with a brother-in-law (Gary) who is an ex European Tour player and the strongest and most talented golfer I have ever played with.
2. Into the wind, Gary hit 3-iron to the 9th, a downhill 150 yard hole. I hit 4-iron about 30 yards short. Iin calm conditions it would be an easy wedge for him and a 9-iron for me.
3. Downwind, Gary drove his ball through the green on the 420 yard 15th.
I think we can safely assume that we were playing in at least a "4-5 club" wind.
4. As this was the high season and only a few days after the conclusion of their biggest tournamnent, I think we can assume that the green speeds were near Brora's maximum, which I would say (having played there for 25+ years) is 10-11 (Sean Arble thinks they are higher, but I disagree).
5. The Brora greens have some severe slopes in them
6. NONE of our balls was EVER set in motion by the wind from a stationary position on the greens. (There was a bit of wobbling going on, but if you are a GOLFER, you deal with that!).
So, it was golf we were playing--extreme to be sure, but but in no way "goofy" golf.
As a corollary, the day we played Brora, the 2nd round of stroke play qualifying for the higher handicap group (12-18) of the Carnegie Shield was being held at Dornoch. The wind was very similar to Brora on that day (I know because I was at both places that day--they are 30 miles apart), and while the scores were higher than normal, the course was highly playable. Nobody walked in, there were the normal number of unrecorded scores (maybe 10%). There were a few gross scores in the low-mid 80's, and the net qualifying score for the two days was (I think) something like 155, which is probably 2-3 strokes higher than normal.
As a second corollary, I played Dornoch the next two days in the lower handicap qualifying, and while the wind had dropped to a gentle zephyr (15-20 MPH), it was still significant, and the greens were not as fast as in 2003 (when they were measured at 12-13), but were certainly in double figures, and the qualifying scores were also relatively normal.
Pat
Could it be that your golfing experience in the wind is limited to courses that are not as well designed to cope with extreme conditions as Brora and Dornoch? If so, it would serve your GCA education to seek out these places and see how much fun it can be to play them "at the edge." They certainly sort out the golfers from the floggers and the Milquetoasts who need calm conditions to beleive they are playing the game......