Items, presumed to be critical, found in the offices of Kelly Blake Moran:
1) Keg of Stale Beer
2) Assorted U. Texas Memorabilia (kinky devices inc.)
3) Maps of every really aweful site for golf in the world (along with deed records of those owners)
4) Collection of worn-out, field-tested black cowboy boots.
5) Old Kinky Friedman 45's
6) The missing Von Hagge Cape (along with 20 Black shirts)
7) Catalog from Austin ready-to-wear clothier, circa 1968 (no sign of natural fibers exhibited)
One copy of Sammy Davis' Biography: "I Did It My Way."
9) A blind man's cane and braille ad's for golf-trained seeing-eye dogs......
10) Repair manual for 1974 Ford Explorer.
I swear this is more fact that fiction
11) A list of really stupid and braindead potential owners/developers