"Golfin' Blues" by Louden Wainright, goes something like this, in an acoustic, Mississippi River delta, style blues, ...
Walkin' down by the golf course,
Watchin' them golfers golf,
Watchin' them hit their golf balls,
They're ridin' in their golf carts.
Mr. Jones shot a birdie,
Mr. Smith shot a par,
Mr. Brown shot a bogey, oh no!
He's downstairs drinkin' in the clubhouse bar.
Watch out for that sand trap,
Wear your golfin' shoes,
Watch out for that frog pond,
Watch out for them golfin' blues.