"I Can't Get Started"
(words & music by Ira Gershwin; the Bunny Berrigan version is terrific; and if you drop the second verse and go right to the bridge, it's the perfect song for this perfectly frustrating game)
"I've flown around the world in a plane;
I've settled revolutions in Spain;
The North Pole I have charted,
But I can't get started with you.
(Bridge)
You're so supreme, lyrics I write of you,
Scheme, just for a sight of you,
Dream, both day and night of you,
And what good does it do?
In nineteen twenty-nine, I sold short;
In England, I'm presented at court,
But you've got me down-hearted,
‘Cause I can't get started with you."
The only trouble is the second verse I mentioned (and dropped). Ira was either a very good golfer, or he was lying, or he just needed a rhyme for "star", i.e.
"Around the golf course, I'm under par,
And all the movies want me to star;
I've got a house, a show place,
But I get no place with you"
Me and golf, summed up in a song title. Geez, I should really get a life
Peter