My hole would be the following:
360 yd Par 4
Gnarly waster bunker with no rakes starting at 90 yds from the green or at the 280 mark of the tee.
I would hit drive 270 leaving with 100 yds. exactly to the pin which would be on the back portion of the green with a steep dropoff to long rough grass hollow over the green..5 steps behind the pin.
The hole would play into the wind and the pitch 5 steps in front of the pin would exceed 2%.
I would be able to hit my drive 270, leaving 100 exactly to the pin. Since I don't spin the ball a lot, I can fly my sand wedge exactly 100 yds. 80 % of the time, leaving myself with a birdie putt under 10 feet 50% of the time.
Since Tiger would have to lay up off the tee, we would have approximately the same shot into the green after his stingeg 2 iron or 3 wood. Since he spins the ball a lot, he would have to play past the pin to draw the ball back to pin high. But, there isn't room because of the drop off behind the green. If he lands his shot pin high into the wind, he will draw the ball back to the front of the green and have a long birdie putt. He will be forced to hit some kind of dead hands half wedge which, even for Tiger, is very difficult to judge distance.
Yep, I could play Tiger even or beat him most times on this hole. That is the only one I can think of, however. that I would even have a chance. But, I would bet on me on this hole.