Dave, you big tomato faced teutonic cro-magnum man...you are onto the secret
Tomatoes, (Tomatos? as in Quale spelling) were brought to Europe in the mid 1500s from the Aztecs who got them from the Peruvian tribes. They were originally golden, thus the Italian designation calling them Pomi d'oro, now pomidori ( translation: golden apples). They were cultivated to into their redness. The stop sign effect indeed it is!
Some of the Brits thought they might be poisonous. So some guy named Colonel Johnson ate a bushel of them in a town square to prove they were not. Although he was later seen running between little shacks behind village homes for days to come...
The Tomatoe was not complete (as in 'you complete me') until it was properly married to the large leaf pungent basilico plant and the garlic clove and combined with various pane and pasta.
You are a lucky man Dave because very near your home you will find the below landmark on Touhy Ave, and within one block you will find a wood fired Pizzaria named Graziano's, where they have cases and cases of pomidori displayed on the floor as interior decor, and serve a pretty good pie with the fruit in question properly infused into the dough.
But Dave, do you think you'd like firm and brown sauce on that linquini, or the more lush red conditions given by modern cultivations? Yes, there is a New Jersey school of tomatoe design, and a New York one, and of course CB was very familiar with the Chicago school...
One last thing Dave, Tomato pulp and and yougurt on the face for 15 minutes before you go to bed at night will help you keep that big red baby face of yours.