Unfortunately, I think it IS rocket science, at least to some degree.
This is because:
1. the ProV generation of golf balls have a non-linear distance increase, so that
2. Professional golfers and a very few amateurs can get very, very large distance increases at extreme swing speeds that I can't get. I hit the ball the same distance I always did, only much, much straighter.
3. Therefore, the trick becomes to find a new ball that reverses the non-linear gain in such a way as to remove the apparently disproportionate distance gains of the professionals without significantly shortening the distances of "ordinary" golfers.
4. The solution in #3 above then would mean that the ball would NOT reward a highly skilled player to the same extent that it would a less-skilled player (namely me!), which is a dumb idea.
5. Therefore, the thing to do is find a way to make the pros voluntarily either reduce their swing speeds back to the 110 mph range OR hit 3 woods and irons off the tee because it is in their own best interest to do so, which would be best accomplished by
6. A change upward in the minimum spin rate of the ball off the driver, with the spin rate increasing as the swing speed does, so that the curvature of the ball becomes much, much more pronounced than it currently is. However,
7. Now the Topflites, Pinnacles, and so forth that the great mass of the golf world uses will spin too much, not go as far, get lost more frequently, and cause the game to cost more and take longer! Another dumb idea...
So, the bottom line is, we're in a tight spot!
Perhaps some good rocket science is exactly what we need, but that may take awhile.