I think the idea of a Masters Ball -- for the Masters, not necessarily for you, me or Hootie -- makes so much more sense than continuing to stretch the course that I'm baffled by the opposition. But opposition there is, and neither side seems to understand the other, so how about this:
Pot bunkers.
Jones and MacKenzie were great admirers of St. Andrews, and as I understand it, they attempted to incorporate features of that course into the design of Augusta National. Would pot bunkers be so much more out of character for Augusta National than stretching it to 7900 and making it all about length, rather than strategy?